The Immortal Man

indie | Semi-selective | Immortan Joe of Mad Max: Fury Road | Mun and Muse are both 21+ | NSFW and kink within | Permanently tw'd for mentions of rape, abuse and violence. | I have conquered Death, and return to lift you into Valhalla.

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If you're willing to do horror threads, reblog this.

[hewhograbsthesun]

I know you’re trying to be funny, @bulletfarming, but I’m just going to pretend you’re being sincere. You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.

[merntheoutlier]

Canon or OC Mad Max: Fury Road RP Blogs

Please Reblog This Post To Be Added To My Mad Max RP Masterlist

Rules Are Listed In Link

[hewhograbsthesun]

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▲ //hey there~

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[hewhograbsthesun]

That’s only sexy if you’re @bulletfarming

[primushomicida-blog]

Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours

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[hewhograbsthesun]

@bulletfarming

[bai-xue]

done in livestream. started off as a frame redraw, turned into Joe having an orgasm. 

[bulletfarming]

Mh, that was a good fuckin’ night we had, wasn’t it, Colonel?

[hewhograbsthesun]

You don’t blow me that well nearly often enough

[bulletfarming]

So I gotta ask you, all ye Wastelanders…

Why is the fact I get off with guns freaking half you out? 

Fuk-ushima! Immortan Joe has a goddamn vault. The People Eater may very well live up to his name.

And the fact I get frisky with some AK-47s is a problem?

I’m the goddamn sane one here!

[hewhograbsthesun]

It’s because guns don’t have vaginas, Major.

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I have no context for this picture, but here it is.

[hewhograbsthesun]

The Mechanic took a candid photo of me showing how I like my lovers to ride my dick.

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water sourced from free range dads

[hewhograbsthesun]

Why the hell do I love you?

Because I’m fucking incredible

[bai-xue]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

At long last, a new chapter! Sorry for the long wait; these past few months have been hellish.

As always, thanks for reading, and if you like it, please review and reblog!

[hewhograbsthesun]

Happy Valentine's Day, you dying old fuck. The shit I put up with, you better bone me.

You’d better clean up your attitude, soldier. Not sure I like that lip.

[kalashnikock]

“I know, Daddy. That’s why they’d do better on your junk now than cussing you out, now wouldn’t they?”

[hewhograbsthesun]

“Glad you know where your mouth belongs. Time to live up to it.”

[hewhograbsthesun]

Happy Valentine's Day, you dying old fuck. The shit I put up with, you better bone me.

You’d better clean up your attitude, soldier. Not sure I like that lip.

[bai-xue]

COMMISSIONS NEEDED! (sfw edition)

So this past month has been rough financially. I’ve moved to the UK, and getting treatment for one of my disabilities (severe adult ADHD) is a LOT more difficult here and a LOT more expensive. So far, I’m out about £500 (about $750) just to try and get bare minimum treatment. Finding a job that will work with my chronic fatigue and my PhD research has been equally difficult. The other members of my polycule are also having a really rough time financially, and I want to be able to help them.

That said, commission work would be much appreciated.

Prices are as follows:

Ink: $20

Flat color: $30

Cell shaded: $40

Painting: negotiable/please PM

+ $10 per extra character

Things I won’t do: underage, rape, extreme gore, scat

Things I will do: Literally everything else, porn included