Bullet pr0n

Where all the porn goes. NSFW, all characters are well of age, all common triggers tagged, writer is well over 18 and should honestly know better. NSFW generally not tagged though. Why are you looking at this at work anyway? Header image and icon by the...

[dalwhitebear]

WHICH one do you WANT?😊

[kalashnikock]

ALL OF THEM. ESPECIALLY K.

[56awase]

☠ Anal skull ☠

人食い男爵「俺を産み直してください❣」

[kalashnikock]

I really want to know the story here. 

[56awase]

三爺嗜好

[canis-exmachina]

NOICE

[kalashnikock]

The funny thing is that a design for Peeps originally had him in red heels lol

[greasyteeths]

Ingot getting sexy with Promise! Plz?

wet lesbians

[knotaropeblogger]

[hewhograbsthesun]

@bulletfarming

[boonkin-deactivated20220614]

Scab, Blas cap and Jeet being cute and snuggle (at least I tried)

my crumby attempt at the lighthouse ot3 in a hammock. it got away from me.

[lioness--hart]

Song headcanon: “Prison Sex” by Tool is kinda what happens when Peeps is being “broken in” as a whore in Bartertown. Good god the song is perfect and now I can’t unhear it.

[lilbeastlybits]

He’s not a “good” boy. He’s the BEST boy. 

[kalashnikock]

*airhorn!*

[lilbeastlybits]

Joe heard his warlord lovers were banging a war boy...well, he couldn't let them have all the fun, now could he? ;;3

[warrpig]

[kalashnikock]

Heavy breathing...

[lilbeastlybits]

Would Slit ever fuck K's guns?

With some reseRVATIONS, YEA. I MEAN, IF HE’S HALF SURE HE’S NOT GONNA BE SHOT IN THE HOLE Y’KNOW??? I know yer not supposed to be picky n shit, but he wants to go to Walhalla inna cool explosion r somethin’ like that. 

Shot in the ass just seems real anti-climatic, even if it’s bein’ shot in the ass by a God. JUST HIS PERSONAL PREF NO BIG DEAL.

[kalashnikock]

Oh, K’ll be nice. He’ll promise not to maim Slit...if he’s a good little soldier.

(He only keeps the guns loaded when he’s playing with Joe or Peeps.)

[lilbeastlybits]

@kalashnikock

[kalashnikock]

oh my god!!!! yes plz

[lilbeastlybits]

People Eater. Enough said. ;)

Never been licked, sucked, n bitten so much in all his life combined.

[kalashnikock]

More

[lilbeastlybits]

Not that he’s complainin’, but how did he even get here???

[kalashnikock]

*crying with joy* oh my god. I love this. So hot.

[kalashnikock]

Bad day.

Any warlords want to get nasty with the Bullet Farmer?

[lilbeastlybits]

People Eater. Enough said. ;)

Never been licked, sucked, n bitten so much in all his life combined.

[kalashnikock]

More

[kalashnikock]

Ok, but like. Slit just bein' another powder head in the swarm of Warboys doin' a delivery stop, except this shit is being a goofball with the other 'boys and The Farmer happens to glance in his general direction with no context for a moment when Slit's draped over a car hood n draggin' his tongue over a pistol barrel like an oblivious minx. No idea who this 'boy is, split second, lose sight of him right after because everybody's movin' around, but Kalashnikov is so hard. SO SURPRISE BONER.

Please draw this. Now you’ve got me wanting K to push Slit up against the side of his armory and make him suck on both of his HKs.

[lilbeastlybits]

Bullet Farmer/Slit. Pistol-whipping and/or other forms of gunplay.

[kalashnikock]

Oh my god howwww did I miss this????? I love this thank you!

And now I ship K with a War Boy! XD

[daddy-joe]

@kalashnikock “Hell, if you didn’t have me at that ass-grab, Daddy,you would’a got me by fucking you however I want. You know what I’m gonna ask for.” He walks his fingers up Joe’s chest and to a clasp on his armor. “Think I’d like to see you blow both my girls before I pound that big arse of yours.”

—

Joe chuckles, reaching up to unhook his mask. “I swear your girls spend more time in my mouth than your cock does,” smirks Joe.

Setting aside his mask, Joe cracks open the bottle of wine and takes a swig, to riled up for a romantic dinner in bed anymore. He offers the bottle to Kalashnikov, licking his lips as he sinks down to his knees at the edge of the bed. They creak in protests, but Joe ignores them. A bit more booze and he’ll forget all his aches and pains.

“Get your guns out, Major.”

[kalashnikock]

Kalashnikov watches, getting harder progressively as Joe removes his mask. Yeah, Joe in his mask gets him going, but there ain’t nothing like Joe unmasked. That strong jaw--strong even though it’s a bit softer with age now--those lips. “Nah, I need to be sober to do this. You have another, Daddy. Get yourself nice’n liquored up for this.” 

Kalashnikov pulls both H&Ks off their shoulder harnesses and studies them.

“They’re both game for ya. But which one d’you wanna suck fist? Sarah?” He wriggles his right hand. “Or Jane?” His left.