Hexacorna

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[renmoss]

serotonin

[forksthousands]

my terrible comic from yesterday 🧄🧄🧄

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

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I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[lemonscribs]

Genderfluid nurse shark with a side of plums 🩷

[beetalerry]

drew a salman

[fruitgravies]

codependent 🐰🦊

insta • twt • bsky

[hexacorna]

It's August and this year so far has felt exactly like it's 2016 again (not going to elaborate)

[jiouska]

🌿

[napstablooks]

ITS AUGUST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[hexacorna]

Slept for 18 hours, no idea how, but woke up 10.30 pm and like, it night

[hexacorna]

took a shower and now eating my breakfast and yeah, it's weird

[hexacorna]

the night is young (because I just woke up, like 20 minutes ago)

[hexacorna]

Slept for 18 hours, no idea how, but woke up 10.30 pm and like, it night

[hexacorna]

took a shower and now eating my breakfast and yeah, it's weird

[hexacorna]

Slept for 18 hours, no idea how, but woke up 10.30 pm and like, it night

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[drizzledrawings]

Dream I had

[nigelgraz]

(OC) Lust for life

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.