I like my coffee with cool whip and uranium

Dok/Doc/Fox, 34, Ace. Audhd. Who knows anymore. Call me whatever you want. Small and uncoordinated. ☢️

[kitkatmoose]

Do you think someone will ever try to quote a tumblr poll in a published paper?

Probably

And admit they're on Tumblr?

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

[tablesage]

useful framework

[chernozemm]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[taraljc]

have the vampires tried it to see if they like it? I bet they'd like it. I mean unless what they really like is haemoglobin and platelets, then they're shit outta luck but still if I were undead I'd totally give it a go

[brattyminxxx-deactivated2025041]

i love cold room and lots of blanket

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[kitkatmoose]

... I went on FF.NET for the heck of it... I feel like I have whiplash all over again. Ah, childhood... What the hell was I doing?

[emily-e-draws]

Camouflage 🍅🐉🌿

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw a political campaign ad on TV that had been running for 1500 years. The guy in it was running for the Roman Senate.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags who was president/prime minster/leader of your country when you were born.

[jesuscrab]

important research from talk to ppl outside of poland

Did your parents tell you to turn off your computer when there was a thudnerstorm

Yes

No

[SHOW RESULTS]

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

vote and say what country and age are you from im very curious...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[kitkatmoose]

That's the cyclospora outbreak. That's the radioactive shrimp outbreak. That's the salmonella outbreak. That one there? That's the other salmonella outbreak... Hey, don't forget the mold...

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[prof-grace-aspen]

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.  Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

[librarycards]

gentle

[ms-hells-bells]

i mean, aren't these just the cutest???

most people outside nz don't know there's multiple kiwi species. the pukupuku/little spotted kiwi is the smallest species. these are chicks, but they don't get a ton larger.

(left to right: great spotted kiwi, north island brown kiwi, little spotted kiwi)

more about the kiwi species - https://predatorfreenz.org/research/native-wildlife/5-species-of-kiwi-you-never-knew-about/