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I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

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it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

noahverrier

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

hexxywytch

I want to eat it.

#the paining that is

redstonedust

the amazing digital circus being kinda mainstream is crazy wdym i can be buying groceries and find caine from my existential horrors in the same aisle as the paw patrol toys.

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kinger in my groceries. if anybody cares.

harpsi-corpse

The cards see all.

staff

we fucked up

The covidmancer cast Long eepy on my GF.

#many such cases #meme #funny #wizardposting

Rope marks on my sub from a suspension. Mhmm tasty

#bdsm #shibari #suspension #rope #marks

*Me looking into the mirror*

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"

#I haven't slept in many moons #my diet is nothing or garbage #somehow I'm still pretty hot tho #with big ol tiddies #hell yea

My favorite game to play with my gf is to see how much of her boob I can fit in my mouth.

Currently it's about %75 of her boob. But I'm working up to that sweet %90 ;)

#my girlfriend #my girlfriend's boobs #love my gf

demilypyro

Trying to be less private about my... less human traits. If I've learned anything over the years it's that I'm patently awful at pretending to be a well-adjusted person, and for some reason people tend to actually respond well when I drop that pretense. So fine, yeah, I'm a sadist with no empathy. I'm a total pessimist. I desire to grow claws and spikes. Nothing makes me feel alive like tearing meat with my teeth. I don't relate to humanity. I don't believe in the concept of a soul and just visualize my core as a little ball of self-hatred and repressed malice that I built the artifice of a person around. I subsist off the blood of orphans or whatever, etcetera. Someone will comment that this is all "hot girl shit" before the end of the day

#ooh yea that's my kink alright

Being the only person who uses the saw has its perks. I can name these cut programs whatever the hell I want lol

#cnc #trades #shitpost #meme

Being suicidal is kinda funny because of the number of mundane tasks that I would rather die than do.

It's not that I particularly dislike the chores it's more that I just really want to die.

#guys dont worry im not going to do it #im too much of a people pleaser lol #people would get sad #mental health #suicide #shitpost #meme #funny

byjove

do you think now would be a good time to get really high and really scared

hexxywytch

Me last week in the woods with a bag of shroums

gleerant

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

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WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.