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Fun fact: Ashley is short for Assandra, which also happens to be my name Snap: hi-ash

[daily-showerthoughts]

Gotta appreciate the fact our bones don’t get itchy

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[suqmydiqtbh]

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

This really is iconic

[changedthis-deactivated20210518]

[wriots]

Keanu Reeves: *exists*

Everyone:

[poeticallymindlesshippy]

[fandomsunited]

No one:

Everyone on my timeline:

But I’m living for “Chris Evans with Acrylics™️” memes 😂👏🏼💅🏼

[kickbacknxtdoor]

I just wanna know if chris is aware of this and if not I need someone to record his reaction please and thank you

[kalamitis]

Heres what I’ve collected so far

[kalamitis]

But wait!! Theres more!!

[lilmarvelfan]

I lost it at thanos and anthony mackie 😂

[im-a-deceptikhan]

OH SHIT….HE KNOWS….

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[firedrill]

me: *sees a bee* I respect you

bee: *starts flying toward me*

me: *runs away shrieking*

[guam-deactivated20240602]

so sad how all scottish and irish people stole their accents from shrek

[memesforplebes]

[lincolnbayou]

[angelicguy]

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

[gagglescorn]

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

[writhe]

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

me watching the met gala every fucking year

[mioxenoblade]

Girls are hot, full homo

[the-memedaddy]

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people