hey-the-phandom-called

i have been told i am a needy, salty, meme. german shepherds amirite

[soupslurp]

elementary school intercom: calls kid to principal’s office

the kid’s entire class:

[catscatscatss]

[bunjywunjy]

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

[emmi-kat]

[gothicprep]

laughter is my gut reaction to witnessing pretty much anything i find unbelievable and i’m counting down the days until it causes problems. i remember once i had a teacher who was screaming at someone and she said to them “in this classroom, i am god” and not laughing was the most difficult thing i’ve ever done

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[ruinedchildhood]

[scientificphilosopher]

Sure, the universe is a vast, lonely, and scary abyss—but there are also baby animals, so who cares!

[source]

[theflavourofyourlips]

same (x)

[combeferret]

#why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv?

[unclebeanbag]

Because they did.

He just wants to be a carpenter in peace.

[fakepost-remade-deactivated2016]

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

[zoewashburne]

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

[magic-murder-bag]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sshenizzle)

[antoniporowski]

How many fucking Ice Ages can they make. Who is asking for more Ice Ages

[spacepunk09-deactivated20181023]

Me

[ruinedchildhood]

[lum1natrix]

why are you like this

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ruinedchildhood]

[thatsthat24]

A Dark Rescue 💫

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr