Mr.Crabby

Nothing to see here just your typical friendly spyscrab,carry on.

[luisonte]

[jd666]

Thought he was a retriever at first… but he’s obviously a setter…. 

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta

[velvet-gardens]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

[gogogadgetgolem]

Cursed.

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[wxrld-destrxyrr-deactivated2021]

That was smooth af

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cheyneshapedvoid]

Can we appreciate how much his dad loves him tho?

[paper-mario-wiki]

My boyfriend discovered this entirely unnecessary and kinda hidden game mechanic in Animal Crossing, here’s me showing it off on stream today.

[justcatposts]

game time (via: @brittanynlau)

[lifeinlowkey]

You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.

[catchymemes]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[iamoutofideas]

theres so many horses in there

[purpleartrageouspenguin]

Behold. My magnum opus as a One Piece fan.

[stimman4000]

heikala

[incaseyouart]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH

[holisticfansstuff]

[twitterlols]

I would trust him to defend my life

[ottermatopoeia]

Warrior, barbarian, battlemage

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[powygon-uwu]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[everythingfox]

“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”

(Source)

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Got in a fight w/ my roommate EXTENDED