~the indoor kites~

[onahighwire]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

You literally have to reblog this when it’s Christmastime.

[embarassment]

it’s that time of year again!

[sheerios4breakfast-deactivated2]

I’VE BEEN WAITING SINCE 12/25/13 TO POST

[fymodernfamily]

[givingblowjobs]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE

[trencly]

tips on how to properly enter my room:

do not

[rrraquelle]

[thriftstorewarfare-blog]

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

[cosmicplants-deactivated2014031]

that is stacy you uncultured swine

[yung-medusa]

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

[sativaprincessa]

I LOVE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT

[turntechgiraffegod]

Her face says “yes I fucking did and I’ll do it again ”

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he looks so sad…just let him in

[fassbenders]

[artemispotter]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

[valyrfia]

IT’S THE FAMOUS POST SEEN ONLY IN SCREENCAPS

[slendermoon]

Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it

you better not be fucking with me canada. Is this for real?

it is all too real

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is

[doll]

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

[teppelin2232015]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theinturnetexplorer]

RIP Beautiful Prince.

[hauntresssss-blog]

A beautiful story of a beautiful racoon 😭

[captainwright]

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to

bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet