I have no idea what I'm doing

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[ladyshivs]

[junesejar]

harpy changeling

[crazy-brazilian]

[fluffynephilim]

Scoliosis is all done~

I'll be popping them into their frames and starting on the next duo

[thefairytaler]

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

[o-kurwa]

[theunvanquishedzims]

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

[blackwoolncrown]

Bimbo qualities

[windup-angel]

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[thelof9]

WELCOME BACK

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[ominous-signs]

Today Boday

[samiloowho]

I actually made a latch hook rug of this.

[ominous-signs]

👽🖖 Batch book bug 👽🙌

[bdluejay]

fucked up that "guilt-free food" is low/zero calorie foods, instead of like. food that isnt produced from slave or child labor. food that profits the workers instead of ceos. food that doesnt donate to fascists.

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[lizardsfromspace]

Johnny Depp's comeback should not happen, but if it does happen, let's all at least hope anyone who gives him a chance gets the chance to re-discover that late period Johnny Depp was not in fact cancelled but was already box office poison

[lizardsfromspace]

His new film is indeed yet another straight remake of A Christmas Carol but the poster/tagline implies it's some origin story about young Scrooge and the image of Johnny "older than Michael Caine was when he starred in Muppet Christmas Carol" Depp trying to play a sexy young Ebenezer Scrooge is too awful to not play around with in your mind a little bit

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."