TAZ blog

I made a Magnus Archives one and then cried over TAZ existing so.... Main blog @inkedpawss

[glowbat]

realized my mood was so down beacause i havent drawn my favorite elf twins in ages anyways here take a taako n lup doodle

[glowbat]

heres (some of) the various ways i draw my lovely flame daughter

[anonbeadraws]

wanted to do a lil redraw ☂️☂️  (he’s all talk, he still doesn’t have the spell slots)

commissions!|kofi

[peculiarwem]

The Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal

by The McElroys Illustrated by Carey Pietsch

(Firstly, I spelled Carey’s name right in one go. Yay)

Second, I fucking loved this. The Adventure Zone means so much to me and I put off reading this for awhile and I have no idea why. It was beautiful. I couldn’t stop smiling through the whole story because it is just so much fun. 

The art is beautiful as always. So colorful for Petals and it’s so much fun. Carey is an amazing artist. 

The graphic novels aren’t exactly like the podcast for a couple reasons but those bits that are different are just so good. I’m gonna lose my mind. 5/5 stars, spoilers below the cut. 

Keep reading

[calamity-jam]

Jacket OVER robe!!!

[taz-ids]

[ID] A full color digital drawing of Lup, grinning with her hands held out to the side. She is a slender elf with light brown skin and chin length blonde hair. She’s wearing a long red robe which is flowing out around her, a matching red jacket over top. The jacket has gold accents, an IPRE patch on the breast and arm, and the bi pride flag on the other arm. She’s wearing jean shorts and tall lace up brown boots. She’s smiling and looking to the right. [end ID]

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[rhymesswith]

More TAZ:B characters! Again they’re not terribly unique I just love the designs that the fandom has established so much.

[wakeupnew]

the little boy who created the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom was at the live show tonight, and when the McElroys asked where he was, they couldn’t see him, so his dad lifted him up Circle of Life-style and people shone their phone flashlights and SURPRISE, HE WAS THE TINIEST CUTEST ANGUS MCDONALD

[hashtagloveloses]

THIS IS THE KID HIS DAD POSTED THEIR COSPLAY PHOTOSHOOT IN THE OFFICIAL TAZ FB GROUP

[two-apple-varietys]

Barry: So dinner tonight is sort of a deconstructed pasta bake.

Lup: And by deconstructed you mean...

Barry: I eldritch blasted it.

Lup: You eldritch blasted it.

[anistarrose]

“none of the seven birds except Taako and Lup knew each other before the mission” is obviously a great dynamic, but I think it would be even funnier if biology professor Merle Highchurch gave Barry the one A-minus he ever received in college, and Barry was salty about it but they never interacted again until getting assigned to the same Fantasy NASA mission decades later

[asimovsideburns]

Modern AU Lup went to clown college and then clowned to put herself through an astrophysics degree

[asimovsideburns]

everybody look at my favorite tag on this post

[sgrumby]

we all know the "6 wizards and 1 fighter" dynamic of the Starblaster but I raise you: six bisexuals and one gay

[sgrumby]

we all know the "6 wizards and 1 fighter" dynamic of the Starblaster but I raise you: six bisexuals and one gay

[herbgerblin]

[ID: A drawing of Taako and Kravitz, an elven and half elven man respectively. Taako is a sun elf, with tan skin and long, curly blonde hair in a braid. He is wearing a large, reddish wizard hat with bright colored flowers, and the top of the hat curls. He also wears an orange blouse with ruffled sleeves, green trousers, and brown, knee-length boots. His fully body is leaned in towards Kravitz, like they are about to kiss. Kravitz has brown skin and dark colored locs, partial pulled back into a bun. He wears a feathered cape over a dark grey poofy shirt. He also wears black gloves, as well as matching trousers and boots. On of his hands is coming up to caress Taako’s face. End ID]

kiss :3

[comradelup]

i wanna make spoiler free taz balance memes to send to my friend to make her listen to the podcast

[comradelup]

be the change and all that

[ID: a meme of two books, one much larger than the other. the bigger one is labelled “taz balance” and the smaller is labelled “taz balance if tres horny boys had a single braincell between the three of them.” END ID]

[comradelup]

[ID: the same two books meme. the large book is labelled “taz balance” and the small book is labelled “taz balance if angus had a gun.” END ID]

[barry-j-blupjeans]

i got you

[annamosity]

Hi im new to this app but I love barry bluejeans very much

[taz-ids]

[ID] A full color lineless drawing of Barry, shown from the neck up smiling. He is a human man with tan skin, short shaggy brown hair, and brown eyes. He’s wearing a red robe and glasses. The background is teal and a small red heart is floating next to his head. [end ID]

[mataurin]

“No, I knew. For sure I knew.”

Taako talks a big game during this scene for an elf who no doubt has ugly tears streaming down his face

(Click for better quality? For some reason?)