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Spencer: It's like music to my ears honestly

Spencer: Okay but!!!! Newbie or not you are still impressive with your skills

Spencer: I'm very proud of you. You still managed to be able to make my knees weak so. Great.

Jane: what a drama queen

Jane: but still, thanks for the confidence boost

Jane: don't know what i'd ever have done without you to mentor me in the lesbianism basics

[heyhayward]

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Spencer: I absolutely need to be told these things

Spencer: What if I forgot

Spencer: What if I have amnesia

Spencer: I don't but what if I did

Spencer: Right back at you, Janie.

Jane: well fine then i'll gently remind you

Jane: that you, spencer porter, fully rocked my world, one kiss at a time.

Jane: no need to stroke my ego tho, i know i'm still a newbie to it all

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Spencer: Oh rly now

Spencer: Tell me more about this lightheadedness

Spencer: It's good for my ego :)

Jane: you don't need a big head

Jane: i don't need to tell you how soft your lips are or how good you are at kissing like you don't already know that you fool

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Spencer: ALRIGHT SLOW YOUR GOD DAMN ROLL

Spencer: WE as in YOU AND I can speak of such things

Spencer: Not with them they can stay in the dark

Jane: thanks for the clarification pal

Jane: ur right though u can't be telling my mom what we used to do behind closed doors...

Jane: she would faint

Jane: i mean even I get a lil lightheaded talking about it

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Spencer: SINCE WHEN?

Spencer: THAT WAS NEVER A RULE???? YOU NEVER SAID "spencer we should never speak of this" SO ??????

Jane: okay so you're saying that I can go tell our other roommates then?

Jane: brb then

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Spencer: It was highly suggestive I'm telling your mother

Spencer: I'm just kidding I would never

Spencer: Especially not with what we used to do behind closed doors OW OWWWWW

Spencer: Jfc I had a lot of sugar

Jane: SPENCER

Jane: WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT

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Spencer: Because I can't get you getting too comfy!!!!!!

Spencer: If I let all my lovin' slip you're gonna take advantage of that!!!!!!!!!

Jane: excuse me i have never taken advantage of you in my LIFE

Jane: .... that sounded suggestive but u know what i mean

[heyhayward]

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Spencer: Eh you okay

Jane: why do you withhold your love from me ?

Jane: what did i ever do to you

[heyhayward]

beeanders:

Jane Hayward is slaying the entire universe and all is as it should be. Let’s celebrate!

I’m just trying to rule the world one day, is that too much to ask? I think I would be a fair and just ruler. And of course I’d need you as my second in command, that’s obvious. 

[heyhayward]

notthatharperlee replied to your photo “→ INSTAGRAM: @heyhayward uploaded a new photo: In my natural habitat...”

21 is rough, I agree.

The most rough. I don’t even get to escape by turning 22 anytime soon. Nope, I get to feel every moment of being a painfully single 21 year old first and foremost. Life is beautiful. 

[heyhayward]

acupofmatt replied to your photo “→ INSTAGRAM: @heyhayward uploaded a new photo: In my natural habitat...”

Not wearing pants is the way to live, gorgeous and not-at-all plain Jane

You really know how to make a girl swoon, Matt. Make sure you only use your powers for good, please and thank you. 

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→ INSTAGRAM: @heyhayward uploaded a new photo:

In my natural habitat // don’t make fun of me for not wearing pants pls 

i am an old maid at 21 years old. life is hard. 

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[heyhayward]

acuplara:

I went to this little cafe for lunch today and hacked into the menu boards to change all of the menu items to be in the theme of Bob’s Burgers. And scored the number to a cute blonde waitress who had a sense of humor about it all whenever I got caught. So I guess you could say I had a pretty bitchin’ day. 

Classic Lara move. Does something illegal, gets a girl’s number in the process. 

Maybe this is why I never get anyone’s number-- because I actually follow the law like a good citizen. 

[heyhayward]

myohmayaa:

All right, ACup, here’s a question for you: around how many times do you get rejected for jobs before you just accept you fucked up when choosing your career and start considering that law school your parents keep talking about? Asking for a friend.

Do you want to go to law school? My parents wanted me to go to law school, but both of them are lawyers so that makes sense. If you don’t love arguing or going to school I wouldn’t do it but then again you’ll make some serious money and always have a job wherever you go... So back to the original question; Do you even want to go to law school? Because that’s what really matters at the end of the day... 

[heyhayward]

acuppasugar:

Jane, it’s mega sad that we don’t talk more because you say some of the best things, I swear. It’s probably due to that super smart mind of yours. And also don’t want to disappoint me, which is something I know you ladies couldn’t do. I mean, it’s weird to me, but that’s because school was never my jam, you know? I liked the friends and dances and social stuff, but the learning wasn’t that fun most of the time. I could totes see you as a teacher’s pet, but tbh,that’s a lucky teacher!! Well, I already own and run my own business since my daddy gave me one of his companies. I’ve been doing super amazing at it and it’s not like I can get fired. 

I know, it’s super surprising, and that’s why it’s also a secret. If this info gets out, I know where the leak is!! Like I do wake up flawless but even heiresses are sadly human sometimes. Just not all the time #tooblessedtobestressed

Sugar, we can fix this problem and start talking more but I should warn you that I’ve been called annoying by more than one person on more than one occasion, so you might get sick of me. But also, I’m pretty amazing too. Sounds like you were way more successful in school socially than I ever was, so you’ve got me there. And you’re already crushing it in the real world! I’m so proud. 

I would never leak your secret. Cross my heart, it’s safe with me. 

[heyhayward]

queenserena:

Ugh, what did we say about being obnoxiously happy in front of me, Patrick Star? A little respect, please. I don’t want to throw up dinner, thank you very much. 

No need to be a total killjoy... Some people like to celebrate their accomplishments and enjoy life-- if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen, alright? 

[heyhayward]

thehudsonator:

I can respect that!  I wish I had that same kind of willpower when it came to school stuff when I was in school.  I always had a similar mentality on the field though.  You know, mind over matter, and all that stuff.  

Then you do have the same kind of willpower, just in a different area! I definitely don’t have the mental strength or physical strength when it comes to anything athletic-- I only have that kind of dedication with school first and the Warblettes second. Mind over matter is a great phrase to live by though, that’s for sure.