Where I organize my weirdness

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eternally internally screaming 

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I’m in Ohio and it’s midnight. So I think I can officially say..... it’s every night bro.

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A spot of worriness

One time one of my friends didn’t answer any texts for 3 days ( mind that she would always text our group chat). So I and my other friend thought that something bad had happened to her so we got into her email to see if she had answered any, and when we saw she hadn’t we called basically everyone she was remotely related too. We came to the conclusion that she had gotten kidnapped. Turns out she was just on vacation and didn’t tell us.

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um are you talking about me because I am very concerned about your stalking abilities

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Actually no, it took place about 2 years ago. But you should still be very concerned about my stalking skills 

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*something weird happens or is said*

Me: *looks at friend*

Friend: *looks back and smiles*

Friend: *deep breath* I CALL IT!

ME: NO FAIR

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Yeppers Peppers

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Me: What was I about to say? *starts snapping and clapping aggressively*

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Friend: Soo he bit my calf multiple times, does that mean he likes me?

Me: ....... it depends

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I wonder if an old person has ever died in a yoga class.... they might’ve just gotten to relaxed, ya know. 

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For Future Self:

In maybe a year or so this question is for future me...... WhAtS yOUr LovE liFE lIKe beCAuSe I nEeD to knOW

Its been a year so update time: I haven’t been on here in awhile but yes I actually have a boyfriend now and we’ve been together for 8 months :) 

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Why

I just got back from crying about the Mars rovers death. Get me help

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The Best Comeback

My friend: I'm going to sneeze in your cereal, I hope you know that.

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I’m sister self conscious 

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Why

I love laughing, even though it sounds like I’m having a seizure and getting simultaneously murdered and everyone goes dead silent and stares at me, it’s a lot of fun 

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I should really start writing down the funny things that happen during the day so that I remember what I want to post for my 2 followers. Hahahah, cheezebot follows me, try me Hannah, 

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Me: What time is it.

My Friend: 8.24

Friend:...wait no 8.2, wait 8:24!!

Friend: I've been doing math for two hours don't judge me.

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I don’t understand

I found a bug bite on my leg, and I’m so confused on how it got there since I haven't been outside in three days!

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The right way to ask for someone’s snapchat:

Hey gal-eo, do you have snapchatty-o?