[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

[best-friend-of-worms]

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

[onefourthreesha]

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person, i literally do not mind if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I’m not really into cars, his first thought was ‘i know imma send that to my girlfriend’ and yes i love that shit

[therinredoubtbogdragon]

The difference between good clingy and bad clingy in giving affection vs demanding it.

[goodassdog]

[zerov8]

WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO SAY

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

LET HIM SPEAK

[ruinedchildhood]

[smallandsundry]

i had a girlfriend once. sometimes it's like i can still hear her voice.

[fiddleabout]

we literally got married six hours ago fuck off

[coughloop]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[catasters]

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[springtwerp]

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

[animalwoonz]

[quaculaarchive]

[pissvortex]

people dont know how to set up jokes anymore without adding “nobody:” before it

[closet-keys]

honestly, the thing bout depression is that everything makes me want to nap. virtually any trick from anyone to “wake up” my dumbass brain will transform into an excellent reason to go lie down 

take a shower so you’re alert? clean and comfy, the sheets would feel so nice, perfect time for a nap

eat some food so you have energy? nice full belly, time for some rest

go for a walk outside to break grogginess? need to take a break after that and lie down in bed

exercise to get blood flowing? there goes all my energy for the day! definitely time to sleep 

meet up with a close friend? maybe I could curl up on their couch 

spending time with my girlfriend? lets lie down and cuddle

reading or researching? I could lie down while I read and maybe nap after the next chapter

writing? definitely earned a nap after writing two pages

coffee? I could go back to sleep after that easy 

something just scared me and my adrenaline’s racing? time to lock myself in my room and get under covers until I feel safe and then pass out from overstimulation and exhaustion 

[trashythingsgohere]

[littlelostalotgrateful]

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate