a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there
my dumbass:
Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.
Dimensional Merge
Batman sighed in what would be disbelief if he were anyone else.
"Explain it again."
"Ok, so, I made a boo-boo," admitted the young hero, apparently named Danny Phantom, "I used the W word and Desiree overheard me."
"The W word?" asked Shazam, who'd just gotten there.
"W-I-S-H," he spelled out, "never use that word anywhere near genies. Bad idea."
"Well, yeah," scoffed Constantine behind them, "that's genies 101."
"And what did you wi-."
"AH!"
Batman growled under his breath, "what did you w-word for?"
"That I wasn't the only hero around."
"Dude," said the other kid in the room, "That's what I wished for!"
"And you are?"
"Oh, Ben 10. The universe got destroyed and I had to put it back together, but I kinda wondered if the job would be easier with more heroes around."
"It sucks being the only one, right?"
"Wait, so who's responsible for this?" cut in Wonder Woman.
"Me," they both said, "wait what?"
"Dude, you're a cartoon in my universe," accused Danny.
"That's what I was gonna say!" countered Ben, "You're-! ... wait."
"I could have sworn I knew your name."
"Me too."
The two looked at the Justice League.
"Actually, I'm pretty sure you guys were comic book characters," recalled Ben, "I should know your secret identities, but..."
"You're drawing a blank too?" guessed Danny.
"Yeah. Weird."
"Comic books," cut in Cyborg, "we're comic books?"
"Yeah... I think you're a cartoon actually," recalled Danny, "but I don't... really remember."
"Wasn't there a cartoon about a half-ghost kid?" recalled Spider-Man, "On Nickleodeon."
"Did you read any other comic books?" asked Invincible.
"I watched a few shows," figured Danny, "but how can we tell which universes got merged?"
"Differentiating the universes involved in the merge will be difficult," Bulkhead pointed out from the comm-screen , "as time goes on, we will forget that they were ever separate."
"Guess we'll need to get used to it," figured Bubbles.
"Cowabummer."
Steph: Listen up cucks-
Bruce: Don't call us cucks-
Steph: Shut up! Listen, because the government is sexist and horrible, and there is a law in place that says all Omega's have to live with an Alpha, I'm taking in my cousin.
Tim: What?
Steph, sighing: He used to be fine because both his mom and older sister were Alphas, but there was an accident and both his parents and sister died.
Dick: Oh kiddo.
Damian: Can no one else take him?
Steph: His godfather tried, but hes a Beta, and Danny apparently threatened to "embrace death" if placed with him.
Dick: That's not a red flag at all.
Tim: Right?
Steph: His Aunt is deeply off grid right now and I'm his only Alpha cousin, so he's coming here. I just want you guys to be aware that I might be a bit lax with my bat work, at least until we both adjust to the change.
Bruce: It's nice you're stepping up even though you shouldn't have to. Let me know if he or you needs anything.
Steph: Thanks B.
--------2 Weeks Later--------
Steph: Guys, this is Danny. Danny, these are the Wayne's, I'm good friends with them.
Bruce: Nice to meet you chum-
Danny, bundled up in one of Jazz's sweaters: Batman.
Bruce: what?
Danny: Robin, Red Robin, Nightwing, Back Bat- Signal and Red Hood are not here.
Steph, smirking: He clocked me immediately too.
Danny: Death clings to you, is how I know. Also, there are dogs here.
Damian: I will introduce, you'll be quite impressed by their temperments I'm sure.
Dick: Well, he's interesting?
Tim: What does "death clings to us" even mean?
Cass: Like him. Sad, needs hugs.
Bruce: Hmn.
In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART
No, no, and NO.
AO3 does not live in “the cloud” because that is other people’s computers, and other people’s computers are vulnerable to censorship.
AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but it’s a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going “BadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!”
Owning the servers is a core tenet of OTW/AO3.
Warming up a new database server….
When people involved with AO3 talk about “the cost of servers” they don’t mean “the cost to pay Amazon for space on their servers.” They mean, like, the cost to physically own them, and eventually replace them with new ones. And the operating costs to run them.
AO3 is not “in the cloud.” AO3 is stored on physical machines that the OTW owns.
While this is not a solution that can work for everyone who wants to deal with controversial content, it is why AO3ple sneer at alt-righters who complain about getting thrown off hosting platforms.
I Want Us to Own the Goddamned Servers
Because I want us to own the goddamned servers, ok? Because I want a place where we can’t be TOSed and where no one can turn the lights off or try to dictate to us what kind of stories we can tell each other.
AO3 is what a website looks like when you seize the means of production.
9 to 5
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.
I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!