ashers. ace. intp. avid fan of dogs and newwiee

yep that’s all the relevant info on me

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[leodeserti]

Friend: Oh this character looks cool, who is he?

Me:

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[objetocotidiano]

[audrey-hepbae]

First Black Panther, then Miles Morales, and now who’s this new superhero?

[deerbot36]

HOW DO HE STILL GOT ANKLES

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

me

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a lonesome peanut

[honeynutcheerio]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[laffgaff]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[drunkblogging]

omgggggg

[nasai]

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

[valderie]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[botwin]

this video changed my life. I’ve never been so touched. nothing better has ever happened to me.

[completelycarly]

@not-easy-being-green124

[waitedforgarridebs]

WHAT A WAY TO START 2019, KEEP IT UP OMG

[cognitivedissonance]

I CAN’T FECKIN RUN!

[salmon404]

I’d die for Loca I’d kill for loca I’d liVE for Loca

[small-town-spooks]

*WHEEZE* OH MY GOD THAT GAVE ME A GOOD LAUGH

BEFORE THE ENDING MADE ME DEPRESSED

[tom-shiggy]

Thanks @ random people on Twitter I accidentally found live tweeting the movie; y'all are helpful

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[avengersfilm]

Spider-Man: Far From Home | Teaser Trailer

[nessa007]

jenna marbles continuing to live her best life in 2019

[parkchanwoohoo]

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

[beth-or-whatever]

[parkchanwoohoo]

You understand COMPLETELY

[spiderine]

[pantsareneveranoption]

[catchymemes]

[ctl-yuejie]

Newwiee as Kao being the cutest