[the archivist whimpers]

V Queer. They/Them. Star Wars , The Magnus Archives, and a bunch of random shit.

[leulahart]

look at my doctors dog i’m going to LIVE ❤️

happy kingdon week everyone !! (ref.)

[kosmogrl]

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[rebelskyguy]

asking for a friend. do you know the mechanisms and do you do commissions for fanfics

I know of the mechanisms, though I haven’t gotten around to listening to them because I believe it or not I’m trying to be so normal and chill about j*nny sims.

I also don’t take commissions for fics but would love to hear your ideas nonny, your friend is welcome to message me,,,, for science of course 🙂‍↕️

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[animentality]

[rebelskyguy]

no respect for asexuality, i see

Pardon?

[rebelskyguy]

This is super funny because you don’t know anything about me. Ace people can have sex (would know, I’m married to someone) but it’s weirdly that you seeked me out to moral grandstand.

Argue with a wall.

[alwayssarcoidosis]

Did NOT feel like drawing a background lmaooo

[rebelskyguy]

no respect for asexuality, i see

Pardon?

[rebelskyguy]

hot and heavy (in the guest room of salesa's place) (one shot, finished, 3.45k words) by rebelskyguy

Martin has known capital-T Things about himself that he hopes upon all hope that no one else knows. Mainly, that he’s a big guy because he likes food, likes eating, likes the outcome of how the food and the calories settles on his body. He absolutely loves how his body looks, and he knows that’s okay, but he hasn’t had a second to bring his… feedist, weight-related sexy thoughts up with Jon to see if there’s any alignment between them but– If the way Jon’s bulge is pressed against his belly is anything to go by, Martin might not need to worry about rejection as much as he thought he would. “Is it alright if I… take care of you, Martin?” Jon murmurs, a not-exactly-small wedge of cheese in his hand. Martin’s mouth waters as he eyes the lattice pattern of what must be wine soaked cheese and, fuck, that’s more than okay. Or, The Upton Safehouse proves to have good food, a safe bed, and… shenanigans ensue.

Oop I wrote another smutty feedy TMA fic hehehehehehehehehehe title of fic a play off of a line from Hot and Heavy by Lucy Dacus

[vicfrankie]

imagined something for valentine's:

"Jon, what's the date today?"

"Martin, time isn't a concept anymore"

"So... hypothetically...we can decide what day it is?"

"Martin."

and then Martin flips the broken calendar on the wall and declares it as Valentine's day and promptly makes out with Jon about it

[wonderlands-ass]

Posting this separate aswell just cause I can

[strawberryfemm]

to you it’s perverted gross sex. to me it’s being creative, working through traumas and baggage, healing my inner child, playing, practicing intense vulnerability, finding even more ways to fall in love with my partner, finding more ways to fall in love with myself, learning confidence & how to ask for what i want, care work, emotional release, relaxing, community building, theater, dance, writing, problem solving, therapy, radical honestly, and so much more. and also it’s gross perverted sex.

[mpregisiconic]

phannies watching the pizza mukbang today and hearing that in fact they WERE kissing and that's why their whiskers were rubbed off:

[iphigeniacomplex]

anthony fantano acting like an arbiter of culture is so funny because the biggest impact he has had on my life was that one comment on his fetch the bolt cutters review calling him a misogynist

[iphigeniacomplex]

i would honestly call this lifechanging like i became a more honest writer after reading this because i realized i didn't have to care about men's reviews. she said the word rape and you were scared!!

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[cactusringed]

It's ok if you don't like rpf. You can get better. I can help you. Come here