2.23.11

My name is Lars (really it's just lars) University of Delaware Future teacher :) Happily Taken :) 2.23.11 <3

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

These are children

Children are being made to represent themselves in immigration court

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

Happy birthday, America

[politico]

The latest from the desk of Matt Wuerker

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

my future 9 year old child reading Harry Potter: I love this mommy me: great but stay open minded and critical and don’t take everything at face value. I have prepared discussion questions

[obama-biden-memes]

wise words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I miss the president THINKING full stop

[nicolauda]

i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”

[rihannafenty]

[champagnepuppies]

me

[selenastaylors]

[prochoiceamerica]

[jaidefinichongg]

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[thingstolovefor]

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

[matrim-notabloodylord-cauthon]

Jesus, this one hurts.

[fancynewaddress]

This deserves to be reblogged with the original video, because it’s amazing:

Take 80 seconds and watch it. You won’t regret it.

[politicalprof]

This should be funny. But I’m not sure if it is. From the New Yorker

[flipphonegoth]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school

not because they might get hot or something but because its mean