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where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

deadblogdontlook

Not every day you find out youre a background character

skarchomp

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

skarchomp

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao”

skarchomp

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

serpentking456

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

tharook

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size in a manner that’s very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators

somecutething

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

everydayechos

I have sat here and watched this at least 20 times in a row

kaijuno

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

kaijuno

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

keepthemacramesecret

showtimechamaco

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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justphilosophical

This is definitely on par with the original

userjonasbrothers

Billy on the Street with THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!

harryshouse

“Umm..”

corpish

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

thisiswhereipoststuffs

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

composedofnows

beardedchrisevans

Chris the scammer 🚀🌕

zagenta

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

ashtrayolsen

me: *looks at my reflection in the mirror*

me:

sophie531896273240810891

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

breathtakingdestinations

Neuschwanstein Castle - Germany (by groucho)

sheglows

one day we’re gonna have to talk about the implications of referring to girls as young as 12/13 as “young women” and referring to men in their 20s as “boys”