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2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
Mr. Peanut died???
Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
Kat Von D sold her makeup company
Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
i would like to add on to this becauseĀ
Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
Joe Rogan said heās probably voting for Bernie
Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topicĀ
the impeachment trial began in the Senate
the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
after Gwynethās vag candles sold out it was announced sheās getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
heres a fun throwback
I truly hate what this post has become
This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"
THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
HEY, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
W EĀ Ā G O TĀ Ā I T
me, in the grocery store looking for ADHD med friendly breakfast juices squinting at cartons: any of you fuckers here got antiscurvy added in there??
For those of you just tuning in: drinking or eating anything even mildly acidic an hour before or after you take your ADHD meds can pretty much negate their effects. Vitamin C, aka Abscorbic Acid, aka ānatural preservativesā is an acid that can do just that.
Which is why I start my day with a glass of chocolate milk like my third grade self wished I could lol.
I talked to my actual medical doctor about this. she had never heard of it, so she looked at a few medical journals, then said āoh! yeah, thatās wrong.ā
people taking recreational stimulants would use vitamin c to get the drugs out of their system before taking a drug test. They would have to consume huge amounts of it (like, multiple vitamin c SUPPLEMENTS, not just a couple glasses of oj) to have a chance of passing, and even that didnāt always work.
point is, my doctor assured me that having a glass of orange juice for breakfast should have negligible, if any, affects on your adhd medicine. I recommend asking your own doctors abt it at ur next appointment.
Please check WebMD before just taking any random medical advice you see on tumblr as fact.
i remember one version of this āadviceā was claiming citric acid was vitamin c which was just, a very very weird way to decide to be wrong
Iām fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments Iāve left on studentsā papers so far:
Further updates as warranted.
Important update as we hit paper 70.Ā
Memo to all college writers. If youāre going to write a paper on country music for a born-and-raised Texan professor, make sure youāve got your facts straight.Ā
And with this, I conclude my first round of freshman grading. Hallelujah. In general, Iām quite proud of the work they turned in. Importantly: not a single person failed.
[ID: Screenshots of several comments on papers left by op. They read:
- ājuicyā is not a very scholarly word.
- Itās true and you should say it.
- lol. You had me in the first half, Iām not gunna lie.
- I think ādicelexeaā is the most interesting spelling Iāve seen for ādyslexiaā maybe ever.
- āshot off into oblivionā is not a very scholarly phrase
- NO
- why are you shouting at me
- I like it. But itās a run-on sentence.
- Why would you hurt me like this. MLA format, please!
- How would you feel about becoming an English major?
- this is dangerously close to āthroughout historyāā¦but I will allow it.
- The song was actually written by Tim Nichols and Craig Wiseman, who both had close family/friends who were diagnosed with fatal illnesses. McGraw heard it demo [ā¦]
- Iāll try not to take that personally.
- Itās true and you should say it. But perhaps say it in the active voice next time.
- yes cap
- no cap
- I know I tell y'all not to strive for perfection, but you have obtained it nonetheless with this, the most beautiful Works Cited I have ever had the privilege to behold.
- If you chose to use Shakespeare as a way of ingratiating yourself to me/my love of the bardā¦your devious plan is working.
- your proper use of semicolons is a beacon of hope in these trying times
- Othello is a play, not a novel.
- I also like to use periods for emphasis. In an academic paper, however, try to use punctuation for its intended stylistic purpose.
- NICE
- please excuse me while I cry
- There are times when āfuckā is absolutely warranted in an academic paper. Alas, this is not one of those times.
This is the only subreddit
Nestle is involved deeply in child slavery for their chocolate products
Nestle lies to mothers in Africa by offering free baby formula to breastfeeding mothers, lying, insulting, harassing, coercing these mothers and saying their products are healthier than real breastmilk (lies) long enough to get them to stop lactating, and then Nestle starts charging huge prices for baby formula to these mothers. Babies starved. Nestle wants this.
Nestle is trying to privatize water rights, make it illegal to collect rainwater, and is trying to kill os off due to thirst.
Nestle is about on par, karmaically, with the aliens in Independence Day (1996)
A good summary that still only cover like, the basics of what NestlƩ does. They're right down evil.
Din: Grogu
Grogu: *responds to his name being callled*
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guys I actually shed a tear
I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.
I love it when kitties do that
Oh my god, he shot me in the boob! What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob?
The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
Things get messy when you make a deal with the devil. The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
āDonāt you get it yet? I am the big bad.ā
ā The BabysitterĀ (2017) dir. McG
Samara Weaving as Bee in The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
The Babysitter (2017) Dir. : McG
Samara Weaving in The Babysitter (2017)
Samara Weaving as BeeĀ in The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
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