Confessions of a Liberal Stereotype

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 67

I fully believe that Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration) is a member of the mob/mafia

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 44

While I agree that Snape was a hero for risking his life in order to be a double agent, I get unreasonably frustrated when I remember the fact that he could have done this without making Neville (and countless other students I’m sure) miserable? Like the dude could have played the part of “Voldemort’s agent who got away” without torturing children

Still bitter that Harry and Ginnys’ kids weren’t all named Hagrid Hagrid Potter after the one person who was actually there for Harry and never used Harry for their own purposes (no matter whether or not that purpose was the greater good of defeating Voldemort (no Grindelwald reference intended))

[itskarmawitch-deactivated201912]

…Torture.

You bring up the kid who almost got nailed by Bellatrix Lestrange…

…and say Snape was the one who used torture. 

Jesus, these folks seriously are illiterate.

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Not all torture is physical. Emotional abuse and being someone’s literal WORST FEAR (especially when they have so many physical things to be afraid of, such as the woman who tortured their parents into insanity) is a sign of torture

[itskarmawitch-deactivated201912]

^Expects a one-year-old to remember specific individuals. Gives no other examples besides Snape about dozens of other unredeemed characters lauded by fans.

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Lol fam I don't have to give examples about other characters when I just want to complain about Snape.

I also don't expect a one year old to remember shit but an eleven year old sure as hell will remember hearing from all his family about how and why his parents are in the mental health wing of St. Mungo's.

Like we just aren't going to agree on this but maybe don't insult people for having different opinions and then not use any real argument to back up your bullshit? Thanks ❤️

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 66

Probably my strongest unpopular opinion is that I think that all food eaten with hands should be made illegal for hygiene purposes

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 65

You could shove a Rick Riordan book in my hands literally any time of day in any setting and I would be in the mood to read it. I wouldn't be like "why are you in my shower" or "wtf it's 11:58 pm on December 31 I want to watch the ball drop" I would simply be like "yessss" and take the book to go curl up in my reading nook without washing the shampoo out of my hair

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 64

The original Percy Jackson books are incredible and some of my favorite books ever but the five immediate follow-ups are so much better written (and much less problematic) IMO

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 63

I place stupid amounts of importance on inconsequential and uncontrollable things. 

“If this cyclist makes that turn then I will stop smoking cigarettes”

“If I find a seat on the subway then I won’t have dessert today”

“If my roommate is home when I get off of work then I will go to the gym”

I also almost never follow through

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 62

I’m up at 1:40 am on a work night because I can’t bring myself to get naked and shower before bed. That’s how much I hate my body right now.

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 61

I am a woman in my mid twenties and I low key genuinely like John Green

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 60

Tonight I ate a full pint of coffee ice cream by myself while watching tv and simultaneously swiping on tinder. I'm a fuckin catch

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 59

"Y'all" is my favorite gender neutral plural

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 58

The three occasions that will get me to run faster than the speed of light: 1. Turning out the basement lights in my parents' house and then having to go upstairs in the dark 2. Realizing I've started my period without any form of pad or cup 3. "Hey heyitsmyelectronicdiary! We have pizza!"

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 57

I would compromise on all of my preferences for a partner as long as they just love board games as much as I do

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 56

Today I read a quote that said “just because she’s pretty doesn’t mean that you’re not” and it really fucked me up for a second

[lovelydreamer77]

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 55

Cameron Diaz in The Mask was my gay sexual awakening

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 54

Post-season 2 Sherlock is trash except the scene with John attacking Sherlock in season 3 episode 1 and all the music from season 3 episode 3

Other than that, trash. 

[heyitsmyelectronicdiary]

Confession 53

I’m pan and I like having long nails for when I sleep with people with penises (for back and head scratching purposes) but I can’t have long nails when I sleep with people with vaginas and therefore I feel this absurd pressure whenever I am trying to decide whether or not to cut my nails

Like Idk who I want to pursue at any given time, I’m single and I like random hookups I can’t make the commitment to only sleep with people with one kind of sex organ for like two weeks at a time