𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞
(I’ll add more as things come to me)
cigarette smoke
the color blue (your eyes)
the color orange (your favorite color)
thrift daddy
hobby enthusiast
the word "fast"
birria tacos
marshalls being a shitty place to work
Evan Williams
whiskey drinkin’
jorts
short sleeve button downs over graphic tees
88, Dale Jarrett
4 (29), Kevin Harvick
snoring
zero sugar diet Dr. Pepper
authenticity
maturity
"living by the bit"
"dying by the bit"
committing to the bit
running late but always showing up
sacrificing
self-control
futons
charisma
“3 for Dale”
sleepless nights
unwavering devotion to people
pork chops on the grill
illegal moonshine
youtube star
being loud with love
being expressive with words
being consistent with actions
fire pit on cold nights
"Beautiful Mess"
"I Am Hell"
turtles
love dumping
parallel play
"Sweetheart"
going left when nothing goes right
side hustling
country ham
NASCAR
"smooching"
infinity stones
Lorna Shore
hand-me-down vapes
checkerboard print
burtdays/ “another lap around the sun”
unwatched Netflix shows
Bioshock
3D modelin’
his and hers matching underwear
cosmic brownies
Bo Burnham "Five Years"
"damned if I do, damned if I don't"
"nothing worth havin comes easy"
mouth bones
friendaversaries
organizing shirts in the closet
laundry hacks (inside-outing clothes before instead of after)
Chick-fil-A sauce on chicken sandwich
late-night deep talks
cheesecake ratings
"rollie boys"
Sonic loaded dog and loaded tots
dirty vibrators
Plan B
boiling water to make coffee
"put those grippers away!"
Waffle House sauce
drinking coffee while driving, but from a mug
"Californication"
"little penis monster"
paint jobs
“perpetually”
porch sittin'
NASCAR puns
tie-dye DIY
teenage double dates
sleeping in
resume rough drafts
cat meme (*blocked*)
your grandmother's clothes
"There ain't no way that baby is 29!"
packed salad lunches
kitchen sink soup
NASCAR rubber duckies
Bearglove Old Spice scent
backward hats
"Be good or be good at it"
puzzle pieces
Mongolian mysterious secret sauce
shot glass organizing
oreo cookies
drum sets
storage units
eating at the dinner table
imaginative creativity
hobbies
detail-oriented
sweet tea
axolotls
receptiveness to criticism
sticker trendsetter
certified thrift whore
diecast
willingness to change for the better
willingness to accept responsibility/accountability
willingness to admit when wrong
"Yes, dear?"
personable
hates people
engaging
refrigerators
washer and dryers
"ouch!"
"scawwwy"
big words
dry, sarcastic humor
dirty chai teas
being observant
deep thinking (who/what/when/where/how)
Bojangles chicken
oyster-shucking gatherings
adjustable room lighting
writing
Mother’s Day Star Wars card “I love you. I know.”
Valentine's Day fun dip
homemade love coupons
role strain
country accents
picture posing
the hum of an air conditioning unit
Roku screensaver
being a “good sport"
Minecraft
quick to anger
quick to walk away
introvert
boiled peanuts
special occasion bottles of Knob Creek
house slippers
pajama pants
enamel pins
poetry
sushi picnics
Overcooked Kevin levels
employee discounts
Best Buy / Geek Squad
drinking alcoholic Monster
photo booth photo strips
mini Polaroids
“13 reasons why I love you”
spreadsheets
“skydaddy”
flat tires and dead batteries
Caesar dressing, but not Caesar salad
garlic parm flavored wings 
going on tangents and ‘circling back’
ears
Mini Brands
rollie boy station pictures
Fallout
chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell
Eminem
MTG
… to be continued
