vampire enjoyer

just reblogs tbh

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You guys like the pesh mode

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[the-knife-consumer]

I'm really getting the hang of it

[jelloapocalypse]

Visit Original Link

I've been enamored by this post ever since I saw it so I decided to voice it

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[fatpunk]

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

[fatpunk]

FOUND IT

[ex-riddlecats]

trying to explain to dumbass tumblr users that saying they benefit from systemic oppression on a certain axis is not the same as invalidating every struggle theyve ever had in their entire life

[transistorlover]

average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"

[sacred-portal]

[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[daydreamycrustacean]

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[foopsie-daisy]

I liked them a lot so i made them a real boy

[soup-mother]

kill the boyfriend inside your head

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[otter-b-a-bear]

Yes, we will all be okay. We will get through this together.

[amethycc]

[holdoncallfailed]

we need to stop the trend of publishing crappy novels riddled with 2015-era tumblr "humor" before it's too late. soon all new books will either be hetero omegaverse or none pizza with left grief. and then what will we do? just kill ourselves?