Fun quotes from work
(I work in a school) (me)
"what if we don't want to walk in a straight line? I wanna walk in a gay line. Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!" "Oooo Ms. Mickey she's swearing!!" "Gay is not a swear Alex..."
"do you have a dad?" "No" "oh he dead?" "She could be sensative about that!!"
"I like your new hair David" "Yeah I know I'm pretty ☺️"
"being gay is weird 🤨" "no it's not." "Oh okay... 😐"
"This is an m, it says mmmm. What words can you think of that-" "teacher teacher! Did you know one time I was in a car accident and I flew through the windshield????" ".......that's very interesting Javier."
"I have no idea what you're doing but it's weird and I don't like it, cut it out" "Ms. Mickey you don't like to buss it down?? 🤨🤨" "Never say those words to me again" /j
"can you print out a coloring sheet with skibbity toilet?" "Who?..." "Skibbity toilet 🤨" "...WHAT?" "skibbity toilet!! 😡😡" "What are you saying to me?! 😭😭"
"do you live with your boyfriend?" "No" "oh, your husband?" "...no." "your parents???" "No!" "Are you homeless???" "No I just have a girlfriend" "how is that possible?" "It just is man" "oh she means like one of her little friends, like my mom says!" "....yeah totally. Best buddies."
"you can ask me one question, whatever you want" "HOW ARE SLUGS MADE???" "That's...not what I was expecting."
"when am I going to get a turn going to your class?" "Can you read?" "Yes! I read so good" "then, probably never Hun, I'm a reading teacher" "oh....I lied, I cant read NOTHIN"
"Ms. Mickey you're sitting on the table, does this mean we're having a talk?" "Yes." "Is it good?" "No." "It's bad?" "Yes." "Like really bad?" "Like your nose ring, bad?" "...huh? 😧"
"do you have a husband? Fiance? Boyfriend?" "We've already been over this, you ask this question every two weeks and I give you the same answer" "oh she's definitely single 🙄" "you havent told us before!" "I shouldn't have to keep explaining myself just because you guys have the attention span the size of a walnut. Now get back in line, single file." "👁️👄👁️........single single single! Ms. Mickey's aloooone!" "oh for the love of-"















