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Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor

Andulka

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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todays bird
NASA
Stranger Things
Cosimo Galluzzi

if i look back, i am lost
AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
Keni
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
register for yuri duty, soldier!
Team Caitvi wants YOU for the Yuri Shipping Olympics! 💙❤️
Yuri Shipping Olympics runs from May to September, and it's such a fun opportunity to create more femslash/yuri/sapphic fanworks for the world!! The competition aspect is no stakes and entirely for fun.
Bonus: Join me on Team Caitvi! We're so cool. Create fanworks for caitvi in the main rounds and for ANY sapphic ship for the bonus rounds!
Sign ups are here, with a discord link included on the form.
hard to believe it's that time of year again!! i'm so pumped!!
The Yuri Shipping Olympics Registration is open!!
It's that time of year y'all... Ready to make some yuri?
YSO is a seasonal, prompt-based event created to celebrate and promote the creation of F/F content! It lasts from May until September. You can check out our discord to see what teams have interest so far, or form a new team that *you* want to create for! You only need 3 total members to be a team, so if you and two friends sign up, your team is ready to go. 👍👍
The competition aspect is no stakes and entirely for fun. Right now it's the propaganda round where you can earn points for advertising for your team and for the event in general!
Sign ups are here, with a discord link included on the form.
It’s almost time for the annual Yuri Shipping Olympics!! Make fanfic, fanart, and other fanworks for your favorite sapphic couples as they battle to be the top team of the year.
Team sign-ups open in May. Until then, you can join the discord to keep up with the event:
An event to encourage F/F fanwork creation!! | 312 members
Nobody @ me, but...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83332666
ALERT: Help DUCKS IN A ROW Reach Our Funding Goal!
A very ill-timed nasty spring cold has meant I’ve been able to do way less promotion on our now-running Kickstarter to fund Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row, curated collections of stories from Duck Prints Press’s first 2 years. We’ve got 48 hours left in our campaign, and we’re only 80% to our $9,000 goal – about $1700 short.
And all you need to do to help is boost this post! Of course, if you’re interested in the books, I hope you’ll check out the campaign, but we are a small press that relies on word-of-mouth for advertising. More people simply seeing that this project exists is critical as we try to make our goal before we run out of time.
Ready to learn more about what it’s about? Visit our Kickstarter now or read on!
Since Duck Prints Press was founded in January 2021, we have published over 200 stand-alone short stories by dozens of authors, ranging in length from just over 1,000 words up to 9,999 words. Most of these short stories are available for purchase individually from our webstore or are only available to people who back our Patreon… until now! With Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Short Stories and Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit Stories, Duck Prints Press dips into our vault, anthologizing stories we published from 2021 to 2023 into all-new collections!
Whether you’ve looked at our short story offerings and weren’t sure where to start, or you’ve heard about Duck Prints Press and wanted a tasting selection of what we offer, or you’ve wanted all your favorites in one lovely volume, or you had no idea we existed until today and just heard “short stories by queer authors” and said “SIGN ME UP,” Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row have a little something for most everyone, with stories in different genres, with different types of characters, and by many different authors!
What we’re offering:
Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Stories: includes 22 stories by 22 different authors, 236 pages long, in e-book (no DRM!) and trade paperback formats.
Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit: includes 19 stories by 19 different authors, 264 pages long, in e-book (still no DRM!) and trade paperback formats.
Art prints of the front covers: our gorgeous cover art is by Pallas Perilous, and we’ll be making it into 8 in x 10 in/20.3 cm x 25.4 cm matte art prints.
Bookmarks of the front covers: you can see how we cropped the front cover art to make two charming bookmarks, 2 in x 6 in/5 cm x 10.2 cm, below! The backs will feature the (digital) signatures of all the book contributors.
Red Bowtie Dux die-cut sticker: our adorable mascot, Dux, created by Alessa Riel, is red-feathered for this campaign sticker! You can learn more about Dux, our Press mascot, here.
Red Bowtie Dux enamel pin: our first-ever enamel pin of our mascot will feature iridescent metal – including as the bowtie! – and pearlescent red enamel feathers.
Our ENTIRE back catalog of print books (not the e-book only releases) are also being offered as campaign add-ons!
Many of our past merchandise, such as stickers, enamel pins, magnets, and key chains, can also be added on!
Learn more about the contributors, the stories, the merch, the Press, the add-ons, the budget, the schedule, you name it, by visiting our campaign page!
thank you so much for the signal boosts, y'all.
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!
The first conversation when Artemis ii came back from around the moon, after 40 minutes without contact, transcribed:
Christina Koch: "Houston, Integrity. Comm check." Mission Control: "Integrity, we hear you loud and clear." Christina Koch: "Houston, we have you the same. And it is so great to hear from Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania, we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too. When we burned this burn toward the moon, I said we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true. We will explore. We will build. We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers. We will do radio astronomy. We will will found companies. We will bolster industry. We will inspire. But ultimately, we will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other." Misson Control: "Integrity, from Earth, our single system, fragile and interconnected, we copy. Those of us that can are looking back."
fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"
thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
(via @divorce-enjoyer)
Cover Reveals For Our Next Two Anthologies!
Wondering what we’ve been working on? Wonder no longer! We’ll be back with our next crowdfunding campaign on March 30th to launch these two short story collections!!
Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row feature short stories we’ve previously published only on our website or Patreon, all from the first three years we were in operation. All the stories in Ducks in a Row are from our general imprint – 22 of them, to be exact – and all the stories from Duxxx in a Row are in our explicit imprint – 19 spicy tales for you.
During our upcoming Kickstarter campaign, you’ll be able to buy one or both, and a small selection of related merchandise featuring the gorgeous cover art by artist and graphic designer Pallas Perilous and a new dux by Alessa Riel – including our first-ever dux enamel pin.
Follow our pre-launch to make sure you’re among the first to hear when our campaign goes live on March 30th 2026!
Stay tuned for merch reveals, story teasers, author bios, and more!
one of the funniest things ive noticed rereading gideon is that there are MULTIPLE times when cytherea is clearly trying to radicalize her but gideon’s too stupid and gay to notice and then palamedes interrupts to do something chivalrous for his crush
cytherea: so you see, god fucking sucks, and the nine houses must be destroyed and—
gideon: wow dulcinea is so beautiful i want to lift heavy objects and open doors for her
palamedes: lady septimus i made you some tea it’s a little chilly out here take my coat i am at your command
I hate you all. I have hated you for millennia…except you, my lord. I merely want to put you in a jail, and fill up the jail with acid once for every time you made a frivolous remark, or ate peanuts in a Cohort Admiralty meeting, or said, ‘What would I know, I’m only God.’ Then, at the end of a thousand years, you would say, ‘Mercy, I have learned not to do any of these things, because I hated the acid you put on me.’ And I would say, ‘That is why I did it, Lord. I did it for you, and for your empire.’ I often think about this.
PSA for fanfic writers
Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog
i had pomegranate seeds for the first time today and now i understand whatever tf was going on in ancient greece