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wow. genetic.

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hey tumblr

wtf is this update

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pov: ilya goes down the boston cop slide

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the cottage, as told through polaroids.

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if i write a hollanov fic involving a sports illustrated photo shoot situation will y’all read it yes or no

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my face when someone says heated rivalry isn’t true queer representation as if queer people should only be subjected to representation filled with the murder and abuse of other queer people

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i’ll be back to being horny on main re: heated rivalry

i’m just in mourning

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hey hollanov freaks!!!

how are we feeling on the eve of the season finale? i personally feel sick to my stomach hahahaha

yeah… i’m gonna be so depressed it’s not even funny

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pov: you’re at the connor storrie’s biggest fan contest and this is your competition

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ilya shushing (a highly medicated) shane

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AND WHEN YOU MENTION SCOTT HUNTER, YOU THANK HIM FOR CHANGING LIVES

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*in a hotel room, the montreal/ny game is on the tv*

cliff: holy shit!

ilya, bent over in the mini fridge: what? what happened? i was gone 2 seconds.

cliff: hollander and hunter are about to fight

ilya: is impossible. hollander does not fight.

cliff: i don’t know man, he looks pretty fucking heated. i think he just called him a pussy! i wonder what hunter said to set him off.

ilya: is hard to tell

*after the game, shane’s phone vibrates*

lily: can we fight during next game we play together?

jane: he said i was starting to sound like you. well i think that’s what he meant. he didn’t actually say your name. what if he tells someone?

lily: hunter is old. he will forget tomorrow what happened.

jane: yeah, maybe. everything is fine now. i’m fine.

lily: are you?

jane: am i what? fine? yeah, i guess.

lily: no. sounding like me?

jane: shut up.

lily: is nice compliment, really. you’re welcome.

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kip telling scott “i miss my dad” and then immediately apologizing gives me hope that jacob tierney won’t let this bullshit make it into the show

[skyrigel]

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my emotional support 45 year old pussy

[flodaya]

— You're an awesome player to watch. — Yes.

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not that i think either of them need defending… but IN SHANE’S DEFENSE re: ilya wanting to die rather than stay in the closet another second…

shane asks if they should talk at like every single meet up and ilya always says no or not right now or whatever. so why would shane think he wants to have any semblance of a serious conversation???

they are both dummies.