Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here.

Wanna come?

[serialnumber002]

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

[serialnumber002]

put those thigns away

[5149eszter]

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[zhenya-grey]

Once again, happy to report we also have a local bat cave.

And shout-out to Yoooooo

[the-haiku-bot]

Once again, happy

to report we also have

a local bat cave.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[huntress1013]

Yesterday, Disney asked users on Threads to use Disney quotes to show how they are currently feeling. To say that this did not go according to Disney's plan would be an understatement 😂

They deleted the thread, but they should know that this doesn't help because now the videos are making their rounds 🤣😂

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[captainlordauditor]

it’s seasonal lads

[captainlordauditor]

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

‘Tis the season so I’ll reblog my absolute favorite Terry Pratchett quote ever

Happy holidays folks

[otatma]

welp

[variablejabberwocky]

#The wisdom#The kind that sits on your chest heavily#And you don’t so much get over it as you learn to keep existing with its weight

[filmbitchz]

reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

[sophsun1]

❄️🎄 Happy December 10th! 🎄❄

[lizardsister]

[nameless-sdk]

[lugoji]

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

[rpdofficer]

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[anachronic-cobra]

The main foyer is in the middle of everything and also has an unnecessary wall. There are two bathtubs in "Mudroom & Laundry coat closet". The free-floating tables in the middle of a massive room where everything else is at the sides. 8 tiled rooms I hesitate to call bathrooms because one of them is just a room with a sink in it next to a room with THREE sinks in it. Bedroom 2 doesn't get a bed.

I need to see this in the sims

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[papawolfchris]

Stray Kids Christmas Calendar ☃️ Day 3: Thunderous MV I was born crooked, my voice can go against a hundred If I don't like something, I'll talk back until I'm satisfied

[sea-mists]

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

[queriesntheories]

Reblogging this with these tags because oh my goodness

To the person I reblogged this from THANK YOU i am now going to stick this on my pinboard where I’m gonna see it every single day

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

[phantom-threaded]

Guillermo del Toro on the Creature

[theriversdaughter]

"I think God created the flowers and the Devil gave them names." Excuse me, I need to go lie on the floor for a bit after that one.