Hey Nerd Hey!

Hi, I'm Stephanie. Twenty-eight. Vegas made & raised. I'm awesomely nerdy. Proud Hufflepuff Top things I blog about: Nerdfighteria, Glee, Harry Potter, Star Kid, Doctor Who, Disney, Misfits, American Horror Story, Sherlock, Star Wars, Pokemon, Youtubers, Musicals, video games, being awkward & weird and generally other things I can't talk about with people IRL.

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[averagefairy]

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

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I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

[thecautiousbisexual]

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

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[ghostcoookies]

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

[heynerdhey]

the bae: *does something cute*

me @ god: are you seeing this shit?

god: fucking unbelievable

[fivetail]

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

[paperforbreakfast]

ABCD #141: Positive reconceptualization.

[bacon-dragon]

FUCK!!!!!!

[spooky-geek-overlord]

Woah!!!

[theshelteredlife]

I’m a fucking super hero! Yeah!!

[proofsaretalk]

This is an idea. I’m a fan :)

[deeplylearning]

I like this superpower concept. This is… powerful.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

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I once dated a writer and

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Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are forgetful because they’re busy remembering the important things.

Oh, my heart is melting.

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[microsoftbob]

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble freckles on boy body hair on boy spooning with boys when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute boys in the abstract boy

[microsoftbob]

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

[blue-honeybee]

This was the best plot twist in history.

[scuttleboat]

“he had a body like a greek god”

which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull

[a-tehta]

I tend to imagine Priapus.

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dear lord

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DEAR LORD

[rydenarmani]

my hobbies

switching between the same three apps for hours

not speaking to anyone for days at a time

listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years

imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist