hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

HALEY! Haley Bo-ba-ley Bo-na-na fanna Fo-fa-ley Fee-fi-mo-ma-ley Haley! 🖤🩶🤍💜 28. Certified cutie pie. Will do a front handspring step out, round off back handspring step out, round off back handspring, full twisting layout for a Costco hotdog.

[juliawvicker]

Well, go on. Show them the back tuck.

[heynowhaley]

TEXTS 📲 HALEY & ANDREA.

HALEY: GOOD MORNING (it's 11pm btw) HALEY: do you think your dad would be able to write down some of those fun words of wisdom he's always tossing out like hot cakes??? HALEY: idk i think the kids i teach would get a kick out of 'em

[heynowhaley]

TEXT 📲 HALEY & JAX.

HALEY: hi do u wanna help me go christmas shopping for malea 👀👀👀 HALEY: and for immy too I GUESS @muchadoaboutjax

[heynowhaley]

TEXTS 📲 HALEY & JOEY.

HALEY: HI SUPER IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR U HALEY: actually two super important questions for u HALEY: first, how are you??? that's obvi the more important question HALEY: second, do you know how to make cake pops??

[jamieschue]

Look, I shouldn't have to be so busy the day after Thanksgiving, but apparently people don't know the safe types of foods to give their pets. Do you know how many sick dogs I've had to deal with today? Foreign objects? Edibles? ... Alcohol? Are you guys okay? Just so you know, your animals can't have alcohol or edibles. I didn't feel like that needed to be said, but I'm proven wrong pretty much every holiday. I trust that everyone here is smart enough for that, but I needed to air my grievances somewhere.

[heynowhaley]

ooooooooh my god that's uber embarrassing. I'd be the worst pet parent on the planet and even I know you you shouldn't give them drugs or booze. Plus also like... why are you gonna spend your hard earned money on booze and then give it to your dog? How silly tee bee aych.

[heynowhaley]

moodboard 💫 haley n. menkins.

“In the end, always laugh. And do not lose this strange habit of having faith in life.”

[actorcooper]

Thanks, I try. i was thinking of doing stand up one day, I'm just still working on the materials. Can you teach me front pikes? I feel like it would be a good thing to have in my resume.

[heynowhaley]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO STAND UP. Even if you suck, at least you can say you tried, u feel. Can I??? What a silly question, I totally can omg. Can you do a front tuck??? Wait no we gotta start at the most basic basics. Can you do a somersault??

[dannyssylvester]

PRIVATE:

I'm not planning on it. I'm going to be sticking around for a while.

Okay your reaction to this is going to be interesting. Right, let's go short and sweet. I was kidnapped at birth, by Sue, I am actually the missing son of Will and Emma Schuester. I am Daniel Schuester.

[heynowhaley]

— private.

...mmkay, so I turned to Google to make sure I wasn't making stuff up and nope, I heard you right. Did you know you have a lot of newspaper articles written about you? You didn't answer my first question though. Are you okay?

[rose-delilah]

Oh gosh, how am I supposed to pick my favorite sailor scout in that short amount of time? Like Mercury is my girl with her technology, but I think I look more like Jupiter? I wonder who Tommy's favorite scout is...

[heynowhaley]

You def look more like Jupiter but it would be a federal crime if you didn't go Mercury. And then you'd have to arrest yourself and idk it feels like that'd get kind of awkward. I call dibs on Venus, duh obviously. Wait omg if you want a two for one costume, you can go as Sailor Moon. We get a group together for everyone else, and then you also use your feminine wiles (btw what's a wile?) to get Tommy to be Tuxedo Mask? BOOM.

[rose-delilah]

Not!! To!! Alarm!! You!! Or anything!!! But I already have an email in my inbox talking about 2025 Comic Con, are you insies or outskies? @heynowhaley

[heynowhaley]

uuuuuum is miles o'brien the most miserable member of starfleet?? u know what don't answer that, just say yes bc i haven't made u binge ds9 with me yet. anywhosies the answer is OBVIOUSLY insies. follow up question for u, do u wanna gather some people and do a sailor scouts cosplay??? we've only 8 months to prepare.

[actorcooper]

Uh cause it's both. You're hot and it's a great encouragement to lift even more weights. I love that. Great shouting techniques.

[heynowhaley]

you are so funny omg. you got it pal, one hypebitch coming right up. weights are super duper boring imo so you can lift them while i'll practice my front pikes so i don't embarrass myself at work. total win/win.

[rowrowrowyourmotta]

private:

I know you requested my office hour tomorrow, but I have an appointment that I can't move. Can you do Friday morning instead? I can provide your choice of a hot beverage for the inconvenience. @heynowhaley

[heynowhaley]

— private.

pls that is so fine!! totes not an inconvenience, i've got the patience of a SAINT. that's a lie tbh i've got the patience of a hungry housecat but i also really wanna pass finals so i will FIND the patience of a saint. did i answer your q??? i don't think i did, friday would be fab.

[westonmedic]

private:

Hey, I made way too many raspberry and white chocolate muffins, you wouldn't happen to want any would you? @heynowhaley

[heynowhaley]

— private.

"would i want some" did janeway kill tuvix?? the answer is yes btw she did kill tuvix, you gotta trust me on that one. but yeah i'd love some omg you are so nice. what can i give you in return??? let a diet girly pop know

[pennysylvester]

You know, I think it would've sucked, too. I've been feeling kinda gross the last couple days, but I think it's passing now. Wanna maybe grab lunch tomorrow or Friday?

[heynowhaley]

wow i hate that actually. the you feeling gross part, not everything else. are you sure its passing??? 'cause while i'm always down for lunch, i'm even more down for some penny cheer-up time. i can borrow malea and bring her along, she's good at cheering people up

[actorcooper]

Are you down to work out? I need serious motivation so I can look even more jacked for auditions. @heynowhaley

[heynowhaley]

Are u asking me because I'm a great workout buddy or are u asking me because I'm an even BETTER cheerleader??? 'Cause rthe answer is gonna be yes, I just gotta know how much energy to bring. Jk I'm gonna bring so much energy either way GO COOPER GO.

[dannyssylvester]

PRIVATE:

Thanks Hales. Well if I decide to disappear and come back again, I'll be sure to let you know when I'm coming back.

I'm okay, but we need to talk about something serious, can we do that?

[heynowhaley]

— private.

How about you don't plan on disappearing again so you don't have to worry about telling me when you're back?? I like that idea better. omg Danimals I've got horrible news. I'm still super duper bad at talking things serious. But for you, I can for sure do my best. Are you okay????

[corimmy]

I think it sounds like you two will have a great night and I'll be needing some wine after bedtime. But yes, Jax is coming for dinner tomorrow, I think, but you could come, too, then take her for ice cream, or she can be all yours on Sunday, you tell me.

[heynowhaley]

I wouldn't dream of taking up your time with Jax pls. I'm stealing Malea on Sunday though for sure. I get her, she gets me, you get a whole day to yourself. We all win. I love when we all win!