The Tanks Clean

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[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

workers be shopping

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[alien3hateblog]

[sharingneedles]

y'all im pre law and i can’t go to any of my classes without thinking of this clip and dying it tortures and vexes me

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[puddingemoji-deactivated2025062]

who the fuck is up

[topographicocean]

kermit voice: you wouldn’t like me when I’m fully torqued 

[lachatsdaughter]

I CRACKED MY PHONE SCREEN 😭😭

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[bandmaiko]

[five-flats]

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

[gabrielgastelum]

The Voice can’t make one star but RuPaul can make 113?

[monique-hearteyes-deactivated20]

[mccrushington]

Me: Come over

Rosie: I don’t know…

Me: I got a lovely love seat

Rosie:

[buttpop]

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[mememaster]

Reblog if you were here for top button

[unclefather]

employer: we prefer you have at least 40 years of internet experience 

me: what?

employer: at least 40 years of experience using the internet

me: the internet has not been around for 40 years

employer: then it sounds like you’re not qualified for the job

[dinuguan]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

[lostsoup-deactivated20181105]

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

[haiku-robot]

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot idiot

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[xeppeli]

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

[slimetony]

Wow! Home made pumgin pie

[slimetony]

Im sorry :(

[kittykittyredcat]

Why would you lie like this Randy? :,(

[slimetony]

I just wanted everyone to like me