Hey...why not?

Megan. 23. Upstate NY. Avid Adventurer & Wishful Traveler. Side blog/Fitblr: fatfitness.tumblr.com

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[life-on-the-run]

miles make smiles on this global running day👟

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

“Running becomes a lot less tedious when you stop seeing it as a chore. Run fast, and run far, race against the wind, feel the power in your stride and the passion beating in your heart.”

— (via run-caiti-run)

[glumshoe]

just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”

[mobileleprechaun]

Assigned Corporeal At Birth

[beepost-generator]

I have decided to reject gender and become ethereal

[mccartycullen]

it amazes me that smeyer thought that edward “rapist eater” cullen would be okay with breaking into bella’s room and watching her sleep without her consent and that rosalie “rapist killer” hale would let him do it

[crucibleknight]

anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[excitementshewrote]

[nd-bubblegum]

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant

[tcon]

Skandar retweeting this made me snort.

[rthstewart]

giggle snort

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“ALSO HE IS 100% NOT STRAIGHT” GEORGIE!!!!!

[nuckgirl16]

[runcibility]

https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/1112884885067317249

[elfwreck]

Also: if he touches the woman who works in the copy center, but not the woman who’s a regional director, it’s not a case of “he just can’t help himself.”

He can; he’s just decided who’s an acceptable target.

[indigenousandangry]

^^^That right there. They definitely pick and choose their targets based on how vulnerable they assume they are. 

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[brieflyshadywolf]

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, 1921

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold. 

Don’t fall for it.

And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.

[rnr4ev]

“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness” Bolded because that line is so incredibly important

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is based on the original Good Omens storyboards that depicted Aziraphale and Crowley with washboard abs :P