Welcome To My Brain

Sam/25/🏳️‍🌈/poems never judge me for healing wrong/ wild child / always stealing the stars and getting drunk on the souls of earthbound misfits

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[bakwaaas]

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

i’m doing it for the plot (creating a beautiful life for myself no matter the cost)

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[crazy-brazilian]

[c3rvida3]

If you're gonna say your sewing tutorial is idiot-proof, you better mean it. I'll fuck a garment up in ways god couldn't foresee in heaven. I try to darn my old socks and I full on damn the poor things.

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[teathattast]

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]