A Bit BiAced

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Idea for public toilets:

Mens room labelled “Adam”

Ladies room labelled “Eve”

Gender neutral bathroom labelled “God”

[heyyysexual]

Don’t know if this was done on purpose but…

Xu Xialing asexual icon

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Why the hell do STRAIGHT people have five different pride flags???

[heyyysexual]

Okay, what the hell, let’s do it

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to a person and I’m just not sure what to say to them I just can’t believe how much they are and I know that they don’t know how much I appreciate it all I do is not like you and I need you sooo good

[bullshitoutlet]

LGBTQ+ SLOGANS

Be Gay, Do Crime

Be Trans, Throw Hands

Be Bi, Get High

Be Ace, Get Rich

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What so you have “commitment issues” but you’re 100% sure you’re straight? Mmmkay

[heyyysexual]

The only person I’m out to is the TikTok algorithm

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Okay, Netflix’s new show Too Hot To Handle,

Don’t have sex, win $100,000

“Omg that’s so hard” err no it’s not

I want to gather all my gorgeous asexual friends, we all enter, spend the whole time making friends and having fun, split the prize money, live happily ever after the end

Anyone up for it?

[heyyysexual]

The only person I’m out to is the FBI agent in my phone

[heyyysexual]

I was talking about lgbtq+ rights to my mum, something I do quite often and she said

“You’re very passionate about this, do you think you might be going down that route?”

And I was like ???

So she said “you know, the lesbian route”

Which? She’s very supportive but?? The lesbian route?? Is that the best way she could ask??

Anyway I bluescreened and said nooohahahah

[heyyysexual]

My brother was telling me about a kid in his class and said “he dyed his hair blue and grew it out to his shoulders”

so I said “he’s bisexual”

and he looked at me like

Then said “uhh yeah he is how did you know that?”

I was like,,, bro,,, I just,,, my BI-FI,,, I just know

[heyyysexual]

Wonder Woman (2017) really did All That for the lesbians huh

[heyyysexual]

Catch me with my internalised biphobia and acephobia aimed only at myself while supporting everyone else in the lgbtq+/saga community

[heyyysexual]

Me, going 65 in a 30:

[heyyysexual]

I need someone who is both morosexual and sapiosexual as I am both rather intelligent and a Dumb Bitch™

[bullshitoutlet]

Politically correct tv shows be like:

*white man* *white man* *white man* *white man* *fat black gay woman in a wheelchair* *white man*

[heyyysexual]

I’m biromantic and asexual

I’m also touch starved and desperate for love

This means that any time a n y o n e even talks to me or shows me the slightest bit of attention/affection I fall completely in love and fantasise about dating them

But I don’t want to sleep with any of them