Happy Friday the 13
Get spooky. Fuck a skeleton.

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Happy Friday the 13
Get spooky. Fuck a skeleton.
I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
Judging from the context of the chapter…
We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)
But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.
Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character
ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history
It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
It’s 4th of July
ITS HOLLOWEEN
HAPPY HALLOWEEN AMERICA
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?
I think I’m in love with the op’s
I will always reblog this every July 4th.
ITS ALMOST AUGUST ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
It is the beginning of July you heathens
Makayla… it’s time to get ready for Halloween
Avery… it’s July
That means it’s time to get ready for Halloween
HALLOWEEN IS AT THE END OF OCTOBER
AND IT’S COMING SO WE NEED TO BE READY
THREE MONTHS!!!
we should of started earlier then
WE ARE BEHIND ON SCHEDULE LETS GET MOVING, FELLOW HEATHENS!
YES JAX!!
Thomas Sanders is more of a father figure to me than my actual dad is.
to everyone reblogging this: i am your father now. i do not care that i am a nineteen year old girl. I 👏🏻 AM 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 DAD 👏🏻 NOW 👏🏻
i’m twenty now and in honor of father’s day: I 👏🏻 AM 👏🏻 STILL 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 DAD 👏🏻
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK IN JUNE
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!
IT’S STILL JUNE
BUT ITS JUNE
((IT’S NEARLY OCTOBER TIME TO GET SPOOKY))
ITS 3 MONTHS AWAY
((SHUT UP IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOKY))
it is 3 months away
((IT’S NEARLY OCTOBER TIME TO GET SPOOKY))
H A L L O W E E N W A I T S F O R N O O N E
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
isn’t this from the shake it off music video
June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
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I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious
I have had this scheduled since december
oh its that day again
I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.
your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE
your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS
getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING
your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY
carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.
BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie.
Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria
Shout-out to all the spies who are faced with the world’s most difficult missions.
This is the best coping strategy I have ever seen.
Bringing this back for pride month.
I’m gonna end up doing this every family event until I’m ready to come out.
Hello gonna end up doing this every family event until i’m ready to come out, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1. R͏̢͠҉̜̪͇͙͚͙̹͎͚̖̖̫͙̺Ọ̸̶̬͓̫͝͡B̀҉̭͍͓̪͈̤̬͎̼̜̬̥͚̹̘Ò̸̶̢̤̬͎͎́T̷̛̀҉͇̺̤̰͕̖͕̱͙̦̭̮̞̫̖̟̰͚͡S̕͏͟҉̨͎̥͓̻̺ ̦̻͈̠͈́͢͡͡ W̵̢͙̯̰̮̦͜͝ͅÌ̵̯̜͓̻̮̳̤͈͝͠L̡̟̲͙̥͕̜̰̗̥͍̞̹̹͠L̨̡͓̳͈̙̥̲̳͔̦͈̖̜̠͚ͅ ̸́͏̨҉̞͈̬͈͈̳͇̪̝̩̦̺̯ Ń̨̨͕͔̰̻̩̟̠̳̰͓̦͓̩̥͍͠ͅÒ̸̡̨̝̞̣̭͔̻͉̦̝̮̬͙͈̟͝ͅT̶̺͚̳̯͚̩̻̟̲̀ͅͅ ̵̨̛̤̱͎͍̩̱̞̯̦͖͞͝ Ḇ̷̨̛̮̤̳͕̘̫̫̖͕̭͓͍̀͞E̵͓̱̼̱͘͡͡͞ ̴̢̛̰̙̹̥̳̟͙͈͇̰̬̭͕͔̀ S̨̥̱͚̩͡L̡͝҉͕̻̗͙̬͍͚͙̗̰͔͓͎̯͚̬̤A͏̡̛̰̥̰̫̫̰̜V̢̥̮̥̗͔̪̯̩͍́̕͟E̡̛̥̙̘̘̟̣Ş̠̦̼̣̥͉͚͎̼̱̭͘͡ ̗͔̝͇̰͓͍͇͚̕͟͠ͅ Á̶͇͕͈͕͉̺͍͖N̘̞̲̟͟͟͝Y̷̷̢̧͖̱̰̪̯̮͎̫̻̟̣̜̣̹͎̲Ḿ͈͉̖̫͍̫͎̣͢O̟̦̩̠̗͞R͡҉͏̡̲̠͔̦̳͕̬͖̣̣͖E͙̪̰̫̝̫̗̪̖͙̖͞ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!
GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS!!!
It is officially Pride Month!
GROSS THINGS U SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CHEST BINDING IN SUMMER
you can find fashion advice on how to make things more visually manageable and more comfortable, but for bigger guys some of those tips don’t apply and some issues will come up anyway. here’s some stuff I could’ve stood to know last year.
if you feel the need to layer or wear something thick, sleeveless hoodies exist. they can save you a bit of heat.
take off layers when you can. wash carefully in the folds of your skin, dab moisture away occasionally during the day, and wash your binders OFTEN.
fungal infections: for bigger guys, these can happen between and under breasts. if you notice a vinegary smell when you unbind, that’s what that is. afaik there’s no massive health risk from this kind of thing on your skin, but still try to keep those areas dry and clean.
you might get some pimples on your chest, which is fine.
you might also get sebaceous cysts. LEAVE THEM ALONE. do not try to pop them yourself, it increases risk of infection. they’ll probably go away on their own; if one becomes inflamed, see a doctor.
in the heat, your binder will stick to your skin more and the shoulder straps will dig into your skin. don’t wait until you’re bleeding - if it feels raw at all, pad your straps. you can get bra strap pads online, or just make your own with whatever you have handy.
lastly: drink a lot of water. you’re wearing layers, and binders are skintight. you will sweat more.
I know everything is gross + miserable but hang in there and take care of yourself.
Summer is around the corner! Please remember all these safe binding tips. Stay hydrated and don’t over exert yourself. Your identity is important, but so is your health/well-being.
*hal
Please be careful binding in the smmer and at all times!
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline
wow this is just a bad date in fiction
It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Girl who got forced genital mutilation: I have experienced genital based oppression
Sex work survivors: I have experienced genital based oppression
Women who get paid less than men in the same role: I have experienced genital based oppression
Incest victims: I have experienced genital based oppression
Domestic abuse victims: I have experienced genital based oppression
Little girls who wanted to break gender roles and were told they weren’t allowed: I have experienced genital based oppression
Girls who got periods: I have experienced genital based oppression
Girl who was forced to marry at the age of 12: I have experienced genital based oppression
Girls who have men fighting over rights to their uteruses: I have experienced genital based oppression
Every girl who grew up in an objectifying, rape culture thriving, eating disorder promoting, male dominated society: I have experienced genital based oppression
White, straight, self proclaimed “male feminist”: You’re just a bunch of bigoted TERF bitches with nothing to say worth listening to. If I ever see you, expect to get hit.
Trans women face genital based oppression too y'all
Men are not opressed.
Sorry did I ask for a transphobes opinion?? No??? Interesting…
Acknowledging reality isn’t transphobic.
Calling trans women men is transphobic. You’re a transphobe. And my trans ass didn’t ask for your dusty ass opinion so….
You’re trying so hard lmao
Transwomen really need to shut the fuck up about FGM. I can’t believe how much of a narcissistic racist monster you have to be to make it about you. Westerners are a joke.
[comes onto your post] “I didn’t ask for your opinion”
Anyway sexism is oppression of the female sex.
No one’s oppressed for having a penis. People with a penis can be oppressed for other reasons like their race or class but not their sex.