ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU

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[aramaki-official]

«DISCRIMINATION CREATES SOLACE.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ»

🌱—𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼. 𔓘 Aramaki(Ryokugyu) RP&ask blog

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[Mod: @babellanas | 19 | he/she | mainly ships: arasaka]

[aramaki-official]

I know you have considered it, but kill yourself

It'd be pretty lame without someone else to go out with

[portgas-official]

How’s the plan to fuck Akainu’s wife coming along?

POSTPONED

but dont worry

im still going to.

[hibari-official]

Why does everyone want to fuck my mom….

[aramaki-official]

I don't

[aramaki-official]

Stop giving me interventions I've been convicted once I will never be convicted again

[red-dog-official]

WHY DO YOU TRIM YOUR BONSAI TREES LIKE THAT LMFAO

There's nothing wrong with the way I trim my bonsai. It's perfect. See how big it is?

[aramaki-official]

Boss...

dont you want me to grow another one for you...?

[red-dog-official]

I don't need or want you to. There's nothing wrong with it, and I have others.

[aramaki-official]

not complaining or anything but do you always work on your bonsai shirtless...?

[aramaki-official]

his wife is cheating on him his kid is away at sea have my prayers been answered is it finally happening

[marine-propaganda]

BREAKING NEWS BROSKI

@red-dog-official LOOK WHAT HE'S SAYING ABOUT YOU FLEET ADMIRAL DUDE

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU WANTS YOU TO CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER

for legal reasons this is a joke please do not cheat on your spouse the marine won't be proud of you for that. Please take this post as a joke

Please do not fire Trevor

[red-dog-official]

This is not marine propaganda. You are not supposed to be broadcasting these things.

Ryokugyu, I better not see your face anytime soon.

[aramaki-official]

WHERE DID I EVEN MENTIONED YOU?! THAT COULD BE ABOUT JUST ANYONE

You're buying into their sensationalist bullshit...

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

OFFICE NOW.

[aramaki-official]

HERE.

NOW WHAT?!

[the-marine-pr-team]

YOU GAVE A MINOR WEED??? WHAT THE HELL. HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS NOW?

YOU WERE ON THIN FUCKING ICE WITH THE SLUR BUT THIS!? WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT YOU GAVE IT TO AN UNDERAGED MARINE! A MARINE! HOW THE GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU THINK THAT'S OK ADMIRAL ARAMAKI!

[aramaki-official]

Oh my GOD! Not this AGAIN!

Honest, everyone knows the marines are breeding ground for hardcore drug addiction, every high ranking official is an alcoholic or a nicotine addict or regularly does crack cocaine or ketamine, because you gotta. is a little weed to cool down stress really that bad? Is it?

[the-marine-pr-team]

Yes, I know that but it's not the weed part. It's the fact that you gave it to an underage Marine. A child! You understand the harm you just caused right?

[aramaki-official]

Underage...according what laws?

'Cause I gave her the weed on the lawless side of Sabaody Archipelago

[marine-hq]

ARAMAKI, my office NOW.

[aramaki-official]

<sigh>

Yes, boss?

[aramaki-official]

his wife is cheating on him his kid is away at sea have my prayers been answered is it finally happening

[marine-propaganda]

BREAKING NEWS BROSKI

@red-dog-official LOOK WHAT HE'S SAYING ABOUT YOU FLEET ADMIRAL DUDE

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU WANTS YOU TO CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER

for legal reasons this is a joke please do not cheat on your spouse the marine won't be proud of you for that. Please take this post as a joke

Please do not fire Trevor

[aramaki-official]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLANDER YOUR OWN OFFICERS!!!

[aramaki-official]

his wife is cheating on him his kid is away at sea have my prayers been answered is it finally happening

[hibari-official]

And Koby ain’t even coming back…

[hibari-official]

Suicide postponed, he likes me still!! ⋆˙⟡♡

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

OFFICE NOW.

[aramaki-official]

HERE.

NOW WHAT?!

[the-marine-pr-team]

YOU GAVE A MINOR WEED??? WHAT THE HELL. HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS NOW?

YOU WERE ON THIN FUCKING ICE WITH THE SLUR BUT THIS!? WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT YOU GAVE IT TO AN UNDERAGED MARINE! A MARINE! HOW THE GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU THINK THAT'S OK ADMIRAL ARAMAKI!

[aramaki-official]

Oh my GOD! Not this AGAIN!

Honest, everyone knows the marines are breeding ground for hardcore drug addiction, every high ranking official is an alcoholic or a nicotine addict or regularly does crack cocaine or ketamine, because you gotta. is a little weed to cool down stress really that bad? Is it?

[the-marine-pr-team]

Yes, I know that but it's not the weed part. It's the fact that you gave it to an underage Marine. A child! You understand the harm you just caused right?

[aramaki-official]

Underage...according what laws?

'Cause I gave her the weed on the lawless side of Sabaody Archipelago

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

OFFICE NOW.

[aramaki-official]

HERE.

NOW WHAT?!

[the-marine-pr-team]

YOU GAVE A MINOR WEED??? WHAT THE HELL. HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS NOW?

YOU WERE ON THIN FUCKING ICE WITH THE SLUR BUT THIS!? WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT YOU GAVE IT TO AN UNDERAGED MARINE! A MARINE! HOW THE GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU THINK THAT'S OK ADMIRAL ARAMAKI!

[aramaki-official]

Oh my GOD! Not this AGAIN!

Honest, everyone knows the marines are breeding ground for hardcore drug addiction, every high ranking official is an alcoholic or a nicotine addict or regularly does crack cocaine or ketamine, because you gotta. is a little weed to cool down stress really that bad? Is it?

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

OFFICE NOW.

[aramaki-official]

HERE.

NOW WHAT?!

[red-dog-official]

WHY DO YOU TRIM YOUR BONSAI TREES LIKE THAT LMFAO

There's nothing wrong with the way I trim my bonsai. It's perfect. See how big it is?

[aramaki-official]

Boss...

dont you want me to grow another one for you...?

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

Help

- @aramaki-official

YOU NEED TO MAKE MULTIPLE PUBLIC APOLOGIES, SIR!

You can't be saying the F-slur; it casts the Marines as a whole in a bad light. It's even worse considering your position as an admiral.

So please make a public apology, Admiral Aramaki. I will have my folks from the other departments over to get the word out once you have done that.

Do better.

[aramaki-official]

But. I don't wanna...

[red-dog-official]

ARAMAKI SOLD WEED TO YOUR MINOR DAUGHTER

@aramaki-official RYOKUGYU?!

[aramaki-official]

I did not SELL her anything

[red-dog-official]

You're not denying that you gave her marijuana. You gave it to her for free? What's the catch?

[aramaki-official]

I didn't give her anything for free either

[red-dog-official]

Don't play games with me. Why did you give it to her?

[aramaki-official]

Okay, okay! Fuck... Well, she seemed pretty stressed out and

<he makes a small pause to read from his hand>

C-B-D helps with that. It's... Medical.