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For both of us. | 29 | Multifandom (currently a LOT of Twin Peaks and Hannibal) | not very nsfw but occasionally so minors dni

[seasonofhorror]

TWIN PEAKS: PILOT

1990, dir. David Lynch

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Finally. Gay weather.

[catchymemes]

[screechypapaya]

Knit Shrimp

I knit my shrimp in like 30 minutes! The pattern is “LaPrawnda” on Ravelry. I’m naming her Brittany because just look at her lil face! She’ll be a keychain on my backpack for sure!

[wholesome-animal-images]

[soup-future]

do you have something against dogs?

[wuntrum]

shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames (photo ref)

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[roach-works]

it’s what he would have wanted

[michaelnordeman]

Two red fox/rödräv cubs playing in the early morning mist. Värmland, Sweden (31 May 2026).

[ltwilliammowett]

Brigg Roald Amundsen (1952) in the North Atlantic

Source

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[gaertan]

shrimp also known as The Cleaner

Fix your posture right now, or The Cleaner will come for you next 💀🦐

[herpsandbirds]

Q: Can you get me the least skinkiest skink?

A (Paxon): Let me who you the first skink that came to mind... to me, a very unskinky skink.

Red-eyed Crocodile Skinks (Tribolonotus gracilis), family Scincidae, endemic to New Guinea

photograph by Andyscorner12

photographs by Rizki Supendi

photograph by Tanto Yensen

photograph by Shikhei Goh

photograph by Piranhapirate

[herpsandbirds]

Visiting my home country and i just saw some birds colloquially called churrete, which also means shart. May i request some animals with unfortunate names?

Well, I know I posted one of these recently, but here goes...

Robust Assfish (Bassozetus robustus), family Ophidiidae, order Ophidiiformes, found in the deep ocean in tropical and temperate parts of the world

photograph by Alan Jamieson

False Toad or Suck Toad (Pseudobufo subasper), family Bufonidae, found in peninsular Malaysia and Indonesia.

Aquatic.

Despite the name, this is a true toad, in the true toad family.

“Suck Toad” is only cited in a few places, and may be misunderstanding of native name for these toads… they may not actually be called that.

photographs by Lars Fehlandt

Slippery Dick (Halichoeres bivittatus), family Labridae, order Labriformes, found in the tropical western Atlantic

Feel free to grab ahold, and even... to taste.

Like many wrasses, this fish starts life as a female, and becomes male later in life.

photograph by RatioTile

DO Y'ALL HAVE ANY OTHERS???

[iamnotjoking]