I Am Not Free!

BEWARE SPOILERS. they/he. kal. 29. Metro-Detroit. Ojibwe. Ich kann deutsch und ich reise gern. Avatar: The Last Airbender, always. FMA:B was my first love, Death Note was the gateway drug, Free! changed my life, and bnha owns my ass. I really thought I was gonna see MCR in 2020. I really saw MCR in 2022.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry

[horchatarevolution-deactivated2]

[focaccia-nose]

We read a book about a biracial Jewish girl at my book club this month and I honestly thought about not going. In the past couple of years, nearly every conversation I've had with strangers about Judaism had taken a turn and I wasn't in the headspace to deal with it.

But I ended up going, and while I was the only Jew in the room (shocker), I was pleasantly surprised.

It turned into a learning opportunity and people actually cared about what I had to say and the conversation was really productive and interesting.

However, I was reminded about just how little goyim know about Judaism/Yiddish/general culture and that most have never met a Jew in their life.

People have so much to say without knowing us at all.

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[tiredkitchenwitch]

[stromcuzewon]

look at this dog we saw at pride today

that is all

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[notreblogs]

holy shit

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[natureisthegreatestartist]

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

[organiccyborg]

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*