hi, dandelion.

hi. my name is lindsay, and these are some of the things i like. my face. ask anything. track my epic roadtrip across the country (oct 9th-nov 17th '14) by reading through #GetOuttaFlint2k14. or find me hordeside on thrall. 30. flint, mi. cat photographer. candlemaker.

[justsomeantifas]

them: I’m sad

the news: I’ve got something that will really brighten your day

them: whats that

the news: :)

the news:

[glumshoe]

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

children create their own magic

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[hguuy123]

[simpconnoisseur]

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

@sadandlonleyboy

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[darknessmylove]

[iguanamouth]

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[mecha-moira]

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

[punkrorschach]

The what now

[the-scottish-costume-guy]

The 1 o clock gun. 

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump. 

[punkrorschach]

Hey quick question, Scotland

What the fuck

[ayeforscotland]

Banter, mate.

[scotfra]

i like the deafening explosion of being reminded that its 1 o'clock

[nymla]

I started planning this Yule Goat costume in June, and now it is finally COMPLETE! 🤪

🌲🕯️❄️🕯️Glad Lucia to everyone! 🕯️❄️🕯️🌲

To see a bunch more photos, pls go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/15859289 And to read more about the history/inspiration of the project, go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/15860535

Thank you so much to everyone for your support of my creative endeavours! 😍

[everydaylouie]

houses in florida

[everydaylouie]

houses in florida

[latenightseth]

Sadly, Kumail’s first day in America set the bar too high.

[embarrasingoldtumlr]

i mean im not gonna complain that it’s captioned because it’s accurate, but someone took time to caption a 30 minutes video of a hot knife slicing things that has no dialogue at all

[embarrasingoldtumlr]

good job, captionist

[embarrasingoldtumlr]

i wanna be their friend

[tycarterart]

Here’s some of the work I’ve done on patreon.com/tycarter over the past year. I’ll have most of these as prints at CTNx 2017 t-188. Hope to see you there!

[sarakipin]

Day 4

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[mj-irl]

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

[catscenter]

[lordofmasks]

Autumn Nights | Camille Chew

A cozy, spooky, fall inspired pattern. Available on Society6.

(Just managing to get this month’s pattern done before the end of August!)