Closet Weeb

Hi. I'm Caroline and I hate SJWs. Half Animal Crossing, half everything else. 18 | ♌ | Chicago

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I like a lot of bloggers on this website specifically the ones I follow but I feel like I must do this

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I like my men like I like my maple syrup 

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this is so objectifying to men like wtf they are more than cash and their dick size

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JUST SAYING :3

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Hi, hello, the only reason I’m here is to destroy social justice

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when you succ me, you succ urself

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I’m bak

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Reasons why ive been asked to leave class

i said that the government was a bunch of dick heads and we should all just set the white house on fire and kept calling students who tried to defend the government “dick heads in training”

brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of students

I kept sneezing during a lecture

Got really mad at some guy who wouldnt shut the hell up behind me and was flirting with some girl so i told him to shut the fuck up and she doesnt want to suck your dick and to take his frat boy ass and move.

Was signing dirty words and funny shit to my deaf friend and making him laugh. But because he’s deaf he didnt realize how loud he was being. so we both got asked to leave

poured water on some kids test after i was done with mine because i saw him copying off me the whole time.

Kept cussing too much during a socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. and when they got mad at me i said “You trying to censor my words?”

made toast

had a dog in my backpack and said i had to take him to the vet after the class and didnt have time to run home and get him. he puked on the floor. which is why he had to go to the vet.

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wait i forgot the time i made a shirt with my professors face on in and the moment i walked in and before i even sat down he pointed to the door and said “for gods sake can we have one day without this shit?”

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Did Jared Leto write this?

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wow, dat’s bretty edgey

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Title this "reasons why Im not here to learn but to be an asshole"

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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

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i wish i could live my whole life underwater 

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Like and share if you’re proud of him and his crops

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