drown me in dabihawks

23 • pan • easily bored • kinda sleepy

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[fuckyahumor]

oh nooooooo

[fuckyahumor]

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

[scystuff]

tuesday morning

[ree-duh]

I just really like rice

[kuromantic]

Haikyuubu Chapter 36: Tendou and a Kappa

Next: The Fukurodani Managers go on a diet.

Please support me on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/kuromantic

Translation commissions are open!

[ladyghouls]

my entire body seized up looking at this lkjalsdfkj

[thesanityclause]

I’ve had this done multiple times. It is NOT GREAT. Even the provider doing it was like “Okay, so this is going to go so far back it’s going to TOUCH YOUR SOUL and I’m sorry.” That said, she was really good and did it super fast but it’s still JUST NOT SUPER FUN.

[anarcho-smarmyism]

already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow from friends and family, and pay their rent before they fucking FEED THEMSELVES because “it’s more important to have a roof over your head than buy groceries” and “your money goes to pay my mortgage” really hit differently this time ……im pretty sure the guillotine jokes are 99% jokes but bro if you’re going to extort money from people who cant work without risking them and their children’s lives and threaten them and their families with homelessness during a worldwide pandemic? you honestly can fuck around and find out

[anarcho-smarmyism]

So I can only find shit about this guy on tumblr (if you find out its misinformation please lmk), and apparently the guy who posted it apologized and quit when his business partner confronted him, but this is what I’m referring to:

hey landlord buddy that sucks btw where’s that (1) of the places of living you own that you actually use, which I’m also supposed to starve and risk my life and the lives of my family to pay for, while you sit on your ass and throw my neighbors on the streets to almost certainly catch and spread COVID-19 and die+cause untold other deaths? Thoughts of peace and courage for you too asshole turn on your fucking location

[anarcho-smarmyism]

well sometimes life just isn’t fucking fair to the idle rich who get their livelihood for contributing nothing to the economy and controlling a basic human right, is it

[cthulhulovesewe]

It really shouldn’t be illegal to kill your landlord.

[anarcho-smarmyism]

#RentStrike

[gorps]

Also be sure to reach out to your local tenants union to organize the strike, doing it by yourself is incredibly difficult. If you’re in LA like me, go here https://latenantsunion.org/en/, if not look up your city + tenants union, or the largest city near you + tenants union. If that fails, reach out to a tenants union that you can get into contact with and have them send you advice. Good luck and happy organizing :)

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

[markv5]

😼

😼

[critter0139]

What if we kissed in the fridge and we’re both cats?

[meledol84]

So, lots of amazon warehouses in europe are on stike because of lack of safety measures against coronavirus.

Source:

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-workers-strike-coronavirus-2020-3

Amazon warehouse workers in Italy are striking in outrage at the firm's response to 2 staff contracting coronavirus

Two workers tested positive for the coronavirus earlier in March.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/03/17/amazons-warehouse-workers-sound-alarms-about-coronavirus-spread/

Amazon’s warehouse workers sound alarms about coronavirus spread

After positive covid-19 tests at European warehouses, workers call on the e-commerce giant to close and clean warehouses exposed to the coro

https://youtu.be/ZsZ0fCBAj-4 (video available only in italian)

Please, spread the word

[swolerbear]

This is the BEST time to teach liberals about Anti-Capitalist theory and stand together! We as the working class must come together and support each other! Remember the power that we have together!

[meledol84]

more sources and amazon workers on strike!!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-france-amazon/french-amazon-workers-protest-in-coronavirus-pushback-idUSKBN2152MP 

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12317585 

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-italy-facility-30-percent-workers-staying-home-coronavirus-fears-2020-3?IR=T 

PLEASE SHARE!!!!!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[gayanime]

AND A NEW SHIP

IS

FORMED!

I HEREBY NAME IT  ATSUKITA!

[nobodysflower]

different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.

[chocoboohides]

[sacetcendre]

prints :: Society6 / Redbubble

[osteichthyens]

and the latest... kfc hotwings

[lukia26]

The Frog Saga

So in a nearby college’s science building, a geologist had set up a very interesting display. 

It was his collection of gemstone frogs.

There was a derpy frog!

A judgy orange sunny frog!

A simple frog!

A short frog!

A bumpy toad!

A salty, taunting, tongue-out frog!

And there were even two lizards who had somehow made their way into the collection…here is one of them…

Reminds me of some @orochihigh​ things going down right now…..

There was a super shiny opal frog!

But I took a liking to 2  frogs in particular. 

who is she

CELESTINE

and…

sOAPY.

I’ve never really had an OTP until now.