litaloni

loki enthusiast, fanfic writer, iasip enjoyer, full-grown adult

[litaloni]

Lita's Fanfiction Masterlist

Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War (AO3)

Work in progress; 172k+ words and counting; this story is my pride and joy but heed the tags I beg of you, the subject matter is dark

Summary: As promised, Loki has conquered Midgard, and he rules with inhuman ruthlessness. A failing insurrection is one of the last remaining threats to his autocratic control of Earth. Carla Franco, one of the last combatants standing, fights to survive the war with her sanity in tact.

See also: OTDHSTEOW tag (wherein I talk about this story, its characters, and its progress)

Team Players (AO3) (Tumblr)

Complete; 4,591 words; filthy, slightly silly smut (Loki x F reader x F author (yes you read that correctly) x other Fs)

Summary: You live in Loki's bedroom with a very friendly group of fellow abductees. As long as you can follow a few ground rules, we're all going to have a great time.

Lucifer, son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of Earth (AO3) (Tumblr)

Complete; 1,014 words; a vignette set contemporaneously with Chapter 34 of Only the Dead; Wakandan OCs plot to assassinate King Loki

Summary: B'Ntrella wasn't invited to the reception, but he came to New York with a wedding gift for Loki anyway.

Are you still with us, Guardsman? (AO3)

Complete; 766 words; a vignette set in the same place and time as Only the Dead; OC whump; there's no summary it's just one of my OCs getting waterboarded

Caribbean Queen (Tumblr)

Complete; 736 words; another Only the Dead spinoff, this time from Loki's perspective; no explicit content to warn for unless you fear Billy Ocean; much lighter/more fun than the other two vignettes.

Summary: Loki enjoys human music and develops some strong opinions.

Don't Go Breaking My Heart (AO3) (Tumblr)

Complete; 1,548 words; romcom ass bullshit; I wrote this in response to a song prompt and I don't love it, I think I should just stick to orgies and waterboarding

Summary: A long-distance situationship with an Asgardian Prince was not part of your ten-year plan. Just as you're having second thoughts, Loki graces you with his presence.

[litaloni]

I'm fucking spiraling again.

I don't understand how I get myself into these cycles of sadness and distress but I don't think anyone is coming to help me this time.

[theavengers]

The Avengers 2012: Loki deleted scene 

[unempathize]

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[thrivinghigh]

Let’s fly high with mama

[flerns]

im collecting them

[jennyggggrrr]

[litaloni]

Waittttt omg girl are you there??

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[cheriboms]

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[litaloni]

Friendly (read: passive-aggressive) reminder to Marvel fans to let people be excited about Doomsday stuff from SXSW London instead of being miserable fucks like you always are.

Some MCU fans actually like the MCU

[nictanova]

[bump-of-whump]

Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook

[tomhiddles]

Thor Script - Int. Vault - Day 54

[dualitystudios]

i have very slightly embarrassed myself in tumblr private messages, i shall now go be have severe anxiety panic(tm) for the next 30 or so business days, please stand by

[nilovalentine]

no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live