just have a pint & wait for this to all blow over.

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[marveladdicts]

[durnesque-esque]

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

[tygermama]

I love you Kevin’s mom

[rocketmermaid]

Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind

[systlin]

Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out. 

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Rip kevin

[only1600kids]

dad does the tablecloth trick

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

x

[dokelsss]

shit

[thranduilings]

This is too much 

[tatianamaslies]

[kvleesi]

You have your mother’s eyes.

[laughingstation]

im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[magnus-hiddleston]

[fromhiddleswithlove]

Tom Hiddleston, cake lover.

[hiddledict-tomberbatch]

reading about a kink: wow id never do that

a few months later: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[natehankz]

[riddlesdiary]

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]