A Horn Drill to the Face

I'm Nikky, I’m a lawyer, and I play with Pokemon cardboard competitively. Any Pronouns | 30s | Bisexual | Personal Blog | I’d Rather Be a Pig than a Fascist

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if that 240 month old baby doesn’t get off his aging dog’s back and walk home— 😭

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Not to brag but I've reached the level of hotness now where I walk anywhere even done up with half effort and I see people's eyes pop out of their skull

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Let's see how my 2026 goes with my favorite pics from each month!!

January 🪏

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February 🎡

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March 🎫

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April 🎙️

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May 🐦‍⬛

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

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joy sullivan

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[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

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also, dont't have sex-that-could-lead-to-pregnancy with someone unless you're reasonably certain they would handle an unplanned pregnancy in a way you can live with, and don't breed-on-purpose (or co-adopt) with someone unless you think they'd be willing and able to cooperate as both a visiting, child-support-paying noncustodial-parent of a child you are single-parenting AND as a loving, capable single-parent to YOUR child that doesn't live with you.

[kyraneko]

there's a concept in engineering called a graceful failure. that is, sometimes things fail, whether that's a marriage or a pane of glass, and what you want to do is design its features and select its components in ways that the likelier forms of failure will do the least damage should that happen.

so they do things like making windshields that shatter into tiny dull fragments rather than huge sharp shards of glass. they keep its positive features (transparent, for example), but avoid characteristics which would be bad in the situations where a failure would occur (sharp edges).

some of this you can do by talking things through with your partner, getting a fair, looked-at-by-separate-lawyers-in-each-of-your-employ, thoughtful prenup, and considering your partner's handling of frustrations and disagreements.

other things you need to do by keeping up your own financial independence, arranging your life for resilience including preparing to handle the sudden absence of your partner (people not only betray and divorce but also die, get into car accidents, and get called away to help family or friends across the country), and being familiar with your locality's divorce laws.

knowledge is power, an emergency savings account is power, and a precedent set by your discussions with your partner about values and what you each want the relationship and your future to look like is power. (if they rugpull you and turn into a monster after marriage, you'll be able to recall that conversation and tell the lie/unilateral change/shifted goalpost for what it is, and not second-guess your own right to not have that be done to you.)

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

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Apologies to anyone who has been more than platonically involved with me who is going to see the movie Obsession

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Reading back on those text posts and I'm just astounded how much I've changed in like two years. I really took that breakup and said fuck it I'm never letting that happen to me again and goddamn I've succeeded huh

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You can tell I'm in a way emotionally cause I'm craving a new Leo to enter my life

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Okay the Aries has a Leo moon and Leo rising close enough I guess

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Now did this guy ghost me two years ago? Yea. Has he been actively pursuing me for the last six months because he realized he fucked up horribly? Also yea. Does he text me in a way that has me panting like a dog? Yeaaaaah. So I mean. It IS summer fling material LMAO

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[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

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You can tell I'm in a way emotionally cause I'm craving a new Leo to enter my life

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Okay the Aries has a Leo moon and Leo rising close enough I guess

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