The official blog of Hideo Kojima

[tonyzaret]

Wish today’s artists would put out some real music like Yankee Doodle and Hokey Pokey

[bluehairedspidey]

me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this

me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[angelicguy]

weird, but im glad otacon could help.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

If I was into fluid dynamics I would just solve Navier-Stokes

Rip to the entirety of the scientific community but I'm different

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

If I was into computational theory I would just show P ≠ NP

RIP to your hopes and dreams but I'm different

[wizardjpeg]

watch people falling over clips and trampoline disasters on america’s funniest homevideos. it’s a riot

(sponsored post)

[94worms-deactivated20210525]

Who are you sponsored by?

[wizardjpeg]

TV

[powerful-art]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[goodbyeemyloverr-blog]

[selebis-deactivated20160104]

I got bad news for you

[lostbox]

Very bad news

[anti-bigotry-jirachi-deactivate]

Incredibly bad news

[anti-sjw-kingler-deactivated201]

Catastrophic news

[mrchucklefuck97]

Apocalyptic news

[anti-sjw-groudon]

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

[lubricates]

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

[metroidprime2-echoes]

Why all these pokemon racist

[swankydesserts]

Banana Pancakes recipe

[unclefather]

a rat in new york city: *trying to devour my ankles*

me: hey, it’s alright. you don’t have to be scared. i’ve met your cousin charles 

[r9when]

parker?

[unclefather]

Cheese.

[nu-again]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[fun-o-physics]

[blackpyrefly]

images are alive

[blackpyrefly]

images understand. they know.

[larval-tear]

images are alive and the only sensation they feel is pain

[blackpyrefly]

Not true. Come on man

[thelittlescrimshaw]

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount

[hungwy]

Randomly watching marvel movies is so confusing. Who is this red man.

[pukicho]

Mario

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

if cherries didn’t have that little rock in them then grapes would be out of a job

[mexicanheaux]

Why must we pit two bad bitches against each other?