TINT ME BLACK AND BLUE.

"Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world." - Marilyn Monroe

[catsbeaversandducks]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amultitudeofsins]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[valtsv]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

[astriiformes]

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

[bearhats]

:3c

[astriiformes]

Hey, you are doing the MOST important work

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[nanannin]

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

[lizzie-mcguire]

[queen-haiz]

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner

when her bf broke up with her they were supportive

when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.

her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study

when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

[deviousdiggy]

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[shook-ti]

Americas Next Drag Superstars (seasons 1-9)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

[bratclub]