Lauren Reeves

Comedy Writer. Los Angeles. NYC. Alaska. Mars. The Wine Store.

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I feel like this was begging to be made.

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Just doing my part.

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Women of @Midnight.

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I managed to snag this exclusive interview with the star of Super Bowl 2015, Left Shark.

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Is it a bad sign that my current job let me apply for another job through it’s social media channels? 

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I love working at @Midnight. I get to do things like this.

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I was just one of 750,000 nasty women and bad hombres to hit the streets of LA for the Women’s March.

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Community Post: 25 Times I Was Absolutely Obsessed With Donald Trump

Sometimes I just can't shut up about him.

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I went with my BFF Sara Schaefer to her @Midnight taping. This is a joke I came up with, when she said it the audience went “awwww.” Because it’s also true AND I LOVE DOGS SO MUCH!

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Legal Contract: Thanksgiving 2016

CONTRACT: November 25-November 29, 2016

Feel free to use this contract I drafted and give a version of it to your parents.

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I don’t understand why the New Yorker won’t pick any of my cartoon captions. Are they afraid of comedy?!

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An Interview with The Bear from The Revenant

This morning I sat down with The Bear from ‘The Revenant’ for an exclusive post-Oscar interview.

This is one of my favorite celebrity interviews I’ve ever done.

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10 Tips for Kanye West to Get Out of Debt

I came up with some excellent ideas for Kanye West to get out of this $53 million dollar hole he’s dug.

I have finally found my calling in life- financial advisor to the stars.

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Community Post: I Broke Up With 33 People On Valentines Day, And One Cat

I woke up on Valentine's Day with a plan- to break up with as many people as I could over twitter. They don't call me Lauren "Heartbreaker" Reeves for nothing. (They don't call me that.)

This was hard, but I had to do it.

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Martians - The New Yorker

A private organization called Mars One is planning to establish a permanent colony on Mars. Earlier this year, a dozen aspiring astronauts gathered at the …

I was interviewed by the New Yorker about my aspirations to live and die on Mars one day.

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I am the strongest person to exist in the whole world, including all living and dead men, women, and children. I could've been in the Olympics if I really felt like it, but to me the Olympics is for babies, and I am a serious athlete, not a dumb baby. To quote one of the greatest philosophers of our time "Let's get lost tonight, You could be my black Kate Moss tonight."

I am all about pushing myself to the limits in 2016.

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Comedy is the only thing I understand in the whole entire world.