Mildly Talented Buffoon

she/he/they. u can call me whatever but sam also works i guess

[hidgens]

YOU ALL MAY REP YOUR NIKE AND SUPREME AND ADIDAS BUT I’M OUT HERE REPPING THE BEST BRAND... Communism.

[hidgens]

[hidgens]

Aight, time to seduce the queen

[hidgens]

I can’t believe I used to wake up every morning at 5 just to go to morning seminary for an hour,,,,,,like now I can hardly wake up 10 minutes before work and don’t believe in god

[april]

Visit Original Link

[hidgens]

[hidgens]

update: i have ordered the bear

[hidgens]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[fanotastic]

warm

Meet Veronica they like to play major league dominoes

[hidgens]

thank u,,,,,,,,so much,,,,😭😭😭

[dream-of-phraxos]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at the grocery store and in walks Thomas Sanders. I got the nerve to go say hi to him but he ignored me. He ignored everything. He picked up a box of tampons and left. He didn’t even pay for them.

[thatsthat24]

You have… no idea… how confused and shocked I was to read this…. until I read the blog name.

[onenicebugperday]

How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations

[moosefinch]

Meet melvin:

[onenicebugperday]

The suspenderssssssssssss

[cactusfullofbees]

another possibility?

[onenicebugperday]

YES

[flame-shadow]

how about this? :P

[onenicebugperday]

ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.

[mossy-covered-bones]

consider: they just don’t make pants small enough :(

[onenicebugperday]

Oh very sad :(

[bugs-rug]

I have one

Her name is Patricia and she’s got some cool shoes

[onenicebugperday]

Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.

[seaweed-station]

Consider, Millipedes don’t know how to wear pants correctly either

[onenicebugperday]

I think any way they want to wear them is valid and correct :)

[db-rowan]

He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

[onenicebugperday]

He is doing his best and we love that for him

[skyskyskyart]

Milipede wear it like a jacket

[onenicebugperday]

yes yes yes yes yes A++++

[xenosmorch]

Legs for days.

[onenicebugperday]

I have several anatomy questions 😂

[give-bug]

But have you considered

Millipede dress? (And hat)

[onenicebugperday]

I hadn’t but I am now!! In FACT I am considering all the ‘pede ‘parel options……

[hidgens]

I recently got ACNH so if anyone would ever like a friend to play with just message me your friend code :)

[throcky-the-skateboarder]

Typing I Am and letting autocorrect kin assign me

I am a little pony

Wtf I swear I’m not a brony-

[goat-heirop]

I am a furry

....

Autocorrect knows

[ninetailsyaboi]

I am disappointed

Strangely fitting

[ghostswithoutjournals]

i am i

[gayasshotwheels]

i am so confused

yeah when am i not

[hidgens]

i am a lot but you are beautiful

hmmm

[manicpoetic-deactivated20241208]

crowd funding my top surgery

Jaxon's Top Surgery, organized by Jaxon Turner

Hi, my name is Jaxon! I'm a nonbinary person with dysphoria and between my family and I, we won't be … Jaxon Turner needs your support for J

162/5000

any little bit helps folx

[hidgens]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/jaxonstopsurgeryfund?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=16cbde2360d643889111cf27d12c01f9

Jaxon's Top Surgery, organized by Jaxon Turner

Hi, my name is Jaxon! I'm a nonbinary person with dysphoria and between my family and I, we won't be … Jaxon Turner needs your support for J

This is a gofundme for @nonbinaryriotchild Please if you have the means to donate, send a donation! :) love y’all

[legsdemandias]

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I’m having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it’s basically already Friday and this week is already over

[legsdemandias]

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6–How have I stayed up all night??”

[brainthings65-deactivated202008]

…other people…don’t think like this??

[ghost-cassette]

Apparently they perceive time as a linear series of seconds, minutes, and hours which they can reliably partition off for planned and orderly activities?

[goweninsane]

Sounds fake, no one can do that. It’s impossible