[papayajuan2019]

folks, they're saying it's the highest score a body has ever kept

[thecryptkeeper]

how strange it is to be anything at all

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[hazstur]

this is the hardest any photo has ever gone

[superchat]

[crashcollateralsuccess]

[1dietcokeinacan]

God betraying me blooper reel

[ahead]

[bark-barkley]

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

[ceruleanheaven]

forgive me father for i have not locked in

[peach-pot]

Your 2025 Wrapped!

You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair

The ever-present ache grew 43%

Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”

You are less savable than 96% of users

[iverie]

and i do have hope that there’s something beautiful and unimaginable unfolding, even if i can’t see it.

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

the imaginary audience in my head is not happy with me

[infectiouspiss]

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

[infectiouspiss]

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared