Right Meow

ok but why do i even try

[catasters]

[inward]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[done]

I feel this is really under-appreciated

[gostais]

[korra]

[thebootydiaries]

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

[browsedankmemes]

Not taking any chances

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

miracles are real

[shittyasmr]

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

[konoko]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[etica]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Powerful

[ccstcrptc]

me

[frankenfemme]

Your WCW think this is deep

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

It is deep

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[awed-frog]

[ruffboi-mags]

oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.