High Functioning Super Hero

[anxietyproblem]

[high-functioning-superhero]

Wow the accuracy of this post in today’s time

[carnival-wilson]

what is "it’s hot in topeka"

one of the most important moments in history

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[fuckyahumor]

i just wanna find the jake peralta of my life

[phoebe-does]

a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.

[studyblr]

I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

[sunflorally]

may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

[feuer-bluete]

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[inkskinned]

it won’t be like what you imagined. maybe you get the road trip to the beach with coffee in your hand and the radio playing, maybe you don’t. but happy shows up. it’s in a 2 AM game of jenga with your new college friends. it’s curling up for another marathon of netflix. it’s meeting the person who will be your best man at the wedding. it’s 4:45pm in the library when the girl in the study coral across from you quietly whispers “i’m going to set everything on fire” and then turns to you and asks if you wanna take a break for dinner (say yes, she’s very nice and you both need a moment away from the stress). it’s the mornings they have omelettes and in good books and in a puddle that looks cool. it’s sometimes picturesque, but more often it’s full-belly laughter at stupid things on the floor of your friend’s house while in the background someone is debating the best way to win settlers of catan. 

i know it gets dark early now and the tired is setting in and everything sort of feels blank and hazy and you want to spend ages staring at walls thinking of nothing

but happiness will find a way in. it will be small moments. look for them.

[evanbucklley]

where can I find a guy to fake date me until he falls madly in love with me

[realmymelody]

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

[beyondstyx]